Cod's
@codswallop.bsky.social
I’m Cod. 21 into Doctor Who, Marvel Rivals and One piece
we are the oil for their endless killing machine.
the difference between us and Oil? we are renewable.
they don't care if we are fed we are safe and we are happy.
this country is run by cold blooded Red-skinned Blue chameleons. we are the chickens in the shed.
the difference between us and Oil? we are renewable.
they don't care if we are fed we are safe and we are happy.
this country is run by cold blooded Red-skinned Blue chameleons. we are the chickens in the shed.
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
we are the oil for their endless killing machine.
the difference between us and Oil? we are renewable.
they don't care if we are fed we are safe and we are happy.
this country is run by cold blooded Red-skinned Blue chameleons. we are the chickens in the shed.
the difference between us and Oil? we are renewable.
they don't care if we are fed we are safe and we are happy.
this country is run by cold blooded Red-skinned Blue chameleons. we are the chickens in the shed.
That's perfect liz send a bunch of army dreamers to fight for us.
lets send the children from the poorest estates to fight your wars just to be clothed and fed.
lets send the children from the broken homes and the broken promises to the broken countries we destroyed.
lets send the children from the poorest estates to fight your wars just to be clothed and fed.
lets send the children from the broken homes and the broken promises to the broken countries we destroyed.
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That's perfect liz send a bunch of army dreamers to fight for us.
lets send the children from the poorest estates to fight your wars just to be clothed and fed.
lets send the children from the broken homes and the broken promises to the broken countries we destroyed.
lets send the children from the poorest estates to fight your wars just to be clothed and fed.
lets send the children from the broken homes and the broken promises to the broken countries we destroyed.
if england starts conscripting i will shoot my lieutenant the moment i get a gun
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot the sergeant
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot.
I WILL FRAG
if I got the letter on a monday i'd be dead by tuesday
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot the sergeant
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot.
I WILL FRAG
if I got the letter on a monday i'd be dead by tuesday
March 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if england starts conscripting i will shoot my lieutenant the moment i get a gun
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot the sergeant
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot.
I WILL FRAG
if I got the letter on a monday i'd be dead by tuesday
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot the sergeant
I WILL FRAG
if england starts conscripting i will shoot.
I WILL FRAG
if I got the letter on a monday i'd be dead by tuesday
sick and tired of these sad sacks of shit who reside on twitter all day and complain about a show they haven't been a fan of for almost a decade
February 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
sick and tired of these sad sacks of shit who reside on twitter all day and complain about a show they haven't been a fan of for almost a decade
People will look back on history and question why the presidents right hand man was an immigrant and still did what they did
February 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
People will look back on history and question why the presidents right hand man was an immigrant and still did what they did
The smartest person in history is not Einstein but was instead someone wholly unnamed and forgotten to the annals of time
The greatest artist of our generation was Forced to work a job or to make a home instead committing fully to what they loved.
We’ve been robbed of our dreams and our freedom
The greatest artist of our generation was Forced to work a job or to make a home instead committing fully to what they loved.
We’ve been robbed of our dreams and our freedom
February 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The smartest person in history is not Einstein but was instead someone wholly unnamed and forgotten to the annals of time
The greatest artist of our generation was Forced to work a job or to make a home instead committing fully to what they loved.
We’ve been robbed of our dreams and our freedom
The greatest artist of our generation was Forced to work a job or to make a home instead committing fully to what they loved.
We’ve been robbed of our dreams and our freedom
All hobbies must be ‘hustles’
We make ‘Connections’ not friends
Links like cogs to which we work tirelessly for 3 days off
3 days off is all we allow before words like productivity and laziness fills our heads and we feel dread as Monday rolls in like sweeping tides
We make ‘Connections’ not friends
Links like cogs to which we work tirelessly for 3 days off
3 days off is all we allow before words like productivity and laziness fills our heads and we feel dread as Monday rolls in like sweeping tides
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All hobbies must be ‘hustles’
We make ‘Connections’ not friends
Links like cogs to which we work tirelessly for 3 days off
3 days off is all we allow before words like productivity and laziness fills our heads and we feel dread as Monday rolls in like sweeping tides
We make ‘Connections’ not friends
Links like cogs to which we work tirelessly for 3 days off
3 days off is all we allow before words like productivity and laziness fills our heads and we feel dread as Monday rolls in like sweeping tides
Watching the South Park episode about juuls and I realised that we really fucked up w the whole vape stuff, selling disposable batteries wasn’t the best solution
January 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Watching the South Park episode about juuls and I realised that we really fucked up w the whole vape stuff, selling disposable batteries wasn’t the best solution
look at the dome on this individual
bro's got a fivehead
bro's got alot on his mind
bro remembers in 4k
bros thoughts are fully rendered
bro's got a fivehead
bro's got alot on his mind
bro remembers in 4k
bros thoughts are fully rendered
January 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
look at the dome on this individual
bro's got a fivehead
bro's got alot on his mind
bro remembers in 4k
bros thoughts are fully rendered
bro's got a fivehead
bro's got alot on his mind
bro remembers in 4k
bros thoughts are fully rendered
if musk was a regular joe-schmoe he'd be a reddit moderator or an admin for a minecraft server and the only people affected by his power fantasies would be a 9 year old w x-ray
January 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if musk was a regular joe-schmoe he'd be a reddit moderator or an admin for a minecraft server and the only people affected by his power fantasies would be a 9 year old w x-ray
Katy perry's woman's world has to have been made for Barbie but was swapped out for Lizzo or something it seems to fit that vibe
January 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Katy perry's woman's world has to have been made for Barbie but was swapped out for Lizzo or something it seems to fit that vibe
last time I've seen someone eat a pear was 2013 yet it's in every carton drink in the shop
January 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
last time I've seen someone eat a pear was 2013 yet it's in every carton drink in the shop
Do you guys remember during the pandemic the intro of an episode/interview etc would promote the fact that they weren’t trying to get a global virus?
I feel like it’s a “no-shit” moment people in the future will look on as a weirdly politicised thing
I feel like it’s a “no-shit” moment people in the future will look on as a weirdly politicised thing
December 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Do you guys remember during the pandemic the intro of an episode/interview etc would promote the fact that they weren’t trying to get a global virus?
I feel like it’s a “no-shit” moment people in the future will look on as a weirdly politicised thing
I feel like it’s a “no-shit” moment people in the future will look on as a weirdly politicised thing
feels so good to grind in this game, by the end of the season I hope I'm gm2 and if i surpass that goal i'll have to just raise the bar
December 20, 2024 at 6:01 AM
feels so good to grind in this game, by the end of the season I hope I'm gm2 and if i surpass that goal i'll have to just raise the bar
I think i do actually look down on people who drink energy drinks because at some point you're not gaining anything you just feel like shit even more so and now you've got acne and bad hair
December 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I think i do actually look down on people who drink energy drinks because at some point you're not gaining anything you just feel like shit even more so and now you've got acne and bad hair
So you’re telling me I have furry seashells in my ears and if I listen to music too loud it makes the hairs fall off and I go deaf?
Why are there seashells in me
Why are there seashells in me
December 18, 2024 at 1:49 PM
So you’re telling me I have furry seashells in my ears and if I listen to music too loud it makes the hairs fall off and I go deaf?
Why are there seashells in me
Why are there seashells in me
What’s everyone’s ranks on Marvel rivals? I’ll go first:
Diamond 3
Diamond 3
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
What’s everyone’s ranks on Marvel rivals? I’ll go first:
Diamond 3
Diamond 3
there should be a game jam that's like the olympics
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
there should be a game jam that's like the olympics
I love having anything doctor who related on my bingo card for these award ceremonies cause I'm delusional to the core
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I love having anything doctor who related on my bingo card for these award ceremonies cause I'm delusional to the core
I HC that the straw hats stay on each island for ages to hang out like for a couple months
Kinda like LOTR
Kinda like LOTR
December 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I HC that the straw hats stay on each island for ages to hang out like for a couple months
Kinda like LOTR
Kinda like LOTR
Certainly not a new thing at all, sh*t-coins are just the next level for washed up celebs and internet influencers looking to make a quick buck
The hawk tuah girl turning into a crypto scammer is peak 2024 story arc that I didn’t have on my bingo card
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Certainly not a new thing at all, sh*t-coins are just the next level for washed up celebs and internet influencers looking to make a quick buck
The best part about watching a South Park episode is realising what they’re satirising half way in
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 PM
The best part about watching a South Park episode is realising what they’re satirising half way in
A fan hates to see me coming because I love good airflow and a cool breeze
December 3, 2024 at 10:44 PM
A fan hates to see me coming because I love good airflow and a cool breeze
not knowing how long a season is on fortnite genuinely makes me not buy a bp bcs im not gonna buy it if theres only like 12 days left
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
not knowing how long a season is on fortnite genuinely makes me not buy a bp bcs im not gonna buy it if theres only like 12 days left