my boss is literally just torturing me when she comes into work, on a friday, WHICH IS HER WORK FROM HOME DAY, on the friday before a three day weekend. Who does that

I like that Philly's response to other cities having networks of shows that take place in them and do high stakes crossover episodes is to have the dirtbags from It's Always Sunny come wreck havoc on Abbott Elementary lmaoooo

Ok I'm going to suffer through Emilia Perez, just to see what the hullabaloo is all about. Here goes nothing.

I am grateful for anything I get for Christmas, but when my mom asks what she can get me for the computer I'm building, so I tell her, I kind of expect to get that thing. Now it's more expensive, not free shipping, and has to be shipped to a state with sales tax. I just don't know why she even asked

I got to work about 20 minutes late today, hoping my boss wouldn't be here at all/yet, and of course she was. and I absolutely would not put it past my boss to stay significantly later than she needs to (on a Friday) just to make sure I stay 20 minutes later than normal. I hate my job.

if the Fast and the Furious can get it right, so can you

watching 333 episodes of Survivor in January and February this year really has that dominating my Year in Review for TV lol

The WNBA’s Toronto expansion team being called Toronto Tempo is so bad that when I Googled it just now, Google thought I was trying to find out the weather in Ontario. It was like “Uh, the Toronto Tempo-rature is 32 degrees.”

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

I think I'm going to start carrying uncapped sharpies in my hand for all the ppl who want to wrap their entire bodies around the poles on the subway and rub them all over the hand I'm using to hold on

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

CEO of United Healthcare just got shot and majority of comments are “thoughts and deductibles to their family” / “condolences are out of network” should be a very loud alarm to how the vast majority are feeling towards the wealthy ruling class.