Riles
@codeswitching.bsky.social
hobbyist, queer, enby, parent, partner
It honestly makes you feel bad for the NYT Pitch Bot. It's getting nearly impossible to lampoon them harder than they lampoon themselves.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It honestly makes you feel bad for the NYT Pitch Bot. It's getting nearly impossible to lampoon them harder than they lampoon themselves.
This is unhinged. He's barely to Pelosi's left.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is unhinged. He's barely to Pelosi's left.
This is apparently a little too on the nose. A lot of folks are eating the onion.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is apparently a little too on the nose. A lot of folks are eating the onion.
This is what leadership looks like. We see you, Mayor-elect Mamdani.
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is what leadership looks like. We see you, Mayor-elect Mamdani.
Don't count out the Dems finding some brilliant way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Don't count out the Dems finding some brilliant way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!
Trump looking around like "who just shit my pants, we need to get to the bottom of this"
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump looking around like "who just shit my pants, we need to get to the bottom of this"
I don't think this is the time to moralize about how people should react in this moment, but here we are.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don't think this is the time to moralize about how people should react in this moment, but here we are.
Luckily for him the violence, much like his leadership, is imaginary.
spongebob squarepants is making a funny face with his hands in the air and says imagination .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is making a funny face with his hands in the air and says imagination .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Luckily for him the violence, much like his leadership, is imaginary.
You'd honestly be better served blocking these blue maga idiots than trying to reason with them.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You'd honestly be better served blocking these blue maga idiots than trying to reason with them.
Democratic strategy for the last 25 years.
a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
Alt: a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Democratic strategy for the last 25 years.
Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Wink Wink Nudge Nudge GIF
ALT: Wink Wink Nudge Nudge GIF
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Today would be an even better day to shut the fuck up and resign.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Today would be an even better day to shut the fuck up and resign.
Looking like he's from Oceanic Flight 815.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Looking like he's from Oceanic Flight 815.
Who asked you, you crusty old fuck. See how incivility works?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Who asked you, you crusty old fuck. See how incivility works?
Get fucked, Russian bitch boy.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Get fucked, Russian bitch boy.
Got anything other than non-sequiturs?
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got anything other than non-sequiturs?
And each state's electorate chooses who they send to Congress to represent their interests. The people of Maine will decide whether they trust him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And each state's electorate chooses who they send to Congress to represent their interests. The people of Maine will decide whether they trust him.