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Central NJ | 🏳️🌈👬 | gaymer, musician, husband, and dad to two delightful miniature dachshunds 🌭🌭🐾
😔 ugh, I’m sorry! Being sick is awful, but thank you for taking a test instead of brushing it off and spreading it to your friend (and anyone else!!). I hope you feel better soon and it doesn’t linger!! ❤️🩹
June 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
😔 ugh, I’m sorry! Being sick is awful, but thank you for taking a test instead of brushing it off and spreading it to your friend (and anyone else!!). I hope you feel better soon and it doesn’t linger!! ❤️🩹
Stunningly beautiful!!! 🥰💞
June 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Stunningly beautiful!!! 🥰💞
Ahhh!! Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉💙
June 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ahhh!! Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉💙
For real!! I was fully anticipating a different camping experience 😂 (there are definitely camping spots for the more ~promiscuous~ queers)
June 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
For real!! I was fully anticipating a different camping experience 😂 (there are definitely camping spots for the more ~promiscuous~ queers)
Okay, this actually seems super wholesome and fun!!!
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Okay, this actually seems super wholesome and fun!!!
Calling my insurance company because my basement just flooded
June 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Calling my insurance company because my basement just flooded
Yesss!! Keep it up!! 😁 I got into a consistent workout routine in January of last year and then really honed in on my goals a few months later by changing my eating habits, and that was a game-changer! I may not give every workout 100%, but I show up 100% of the time, and that’s what matters!! 🙂↕️
June 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yesss!! Keep it up!! 😁 I got into a consistent workout routine in January of last year and then really honed in on my goals a few months later by changing my eating habits, and that was a game-changer! I may not give every workout 100%, but I show up 100% of the time, and that’s what matters!! 🙂↕️
We flew a Lufthansa A340 to Germany around this time last year!! A baby was screaming for about three hours while everyone was trying to sleep (talk about a red-eye), but we loved that plane! Hope you have a safe trip back!!
June 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We flew a Lufthansa A340 to Germany around this time last year!! A baby was screaming for about three hours while everyone was trying to sleep (talk about a red-eye), but we loved that plane! Hope you have a safe trip back!!
Okay, but also, you’d better werk!!! 👏👏👏 (hopefully they give you a raise with the additional responsibilities 👀)
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June 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Okay, but also, you’d better werk!!! 👏👏👏 (hopefully they give you a raise with the additional responsibilities 👀)
My beach-loving husband says this every time we see more rain in the weekend forecast 🥲
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My beach-loving husband says this every time we see more rain in the weekend forecast 🥲
YES!! Wishing you the best of luck today!!! 🤞😁🍀
June 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
YES!! Wishing you the best of luck today!!! 🤞😁🍀
I guess it’s better to know their quirks before accepting a position, but it sucks, because you’ve put in so much time/prep for these interviews, only to end up hearing this 😔 ugh!!! Keeping my fingers crossed for calls back from better places 🤞
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I guess it’s better to know their quirks before accepting a position, but it sucks, because you’ve put in so much time/prep for these interviews, only to end up hearing this 😔 ugh!!! Keeping my fingers crossed for calls back from better places 🤞
Got emotional reading this!! 🥺 Happy anniversary!!! 💞
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Got emotional reading this!! 🥺 Happy anniversary!!! 💞
Continually sending you all of the good vibes, thoughts, energy, etc.!!!! 🙌 ✨🌈✨ I’m sincerely hoping the right people call you back!!! 💙
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Continually sending you all of the good vibes, thoughts, energy, etc.!!!! 🙌 ✨🌈✨ I’m sincerely hoping the right people call you back!!! 💙
Suddenly…
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Alt: I’m alone in the room
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June 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Suddenly…
Or on a Tuesday night, AM I RIGHT? ehuhuhu…
June 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Or on a Tuesday night, AM I RIGHT? ehuhuhu…
Ohhh I love red velvet cake 🤤 so I say dig in!!! 😜 Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!! 😋💙
June 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ohhh I love red velvet cake 🤤 so I say dig in!!! 😜 Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!! 😋💙
This + having anxiety when waiting in lines + security people yelling at you 🫠🫠🫠
June 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This + having anxiety when waiting in lines + security people yelling at you 🫠🫠🫠
Hubby and I voted early last week!! 😊 thanks for voting!! These primaries matter, too!!!
June 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hubby and I voted early last week!! 😊 thanks for voting!! These primaries matter, too!!!