Okay, so it’s gotta be something that existed before the hive mind because there’s a bar code. My guess is something nominally very gross to which the hive mind will be like, “What? It’s a great source of protein.” So, bug juice.

That phone number is like a sense memory unto itself.

I don't think I have anyone who's lizard people crazy, but I'm pretty sure I've got some moon landing skeptics in my high school circle of acquaintances.

The strike *is* explaining your worth. You explain your worth by displaying the effects of your absence.

Or, and hear me out on this, demand better pay and conditions while withholding your labor as a bargaining tactic. It’s just crazy enough to work.

Mr. Zsasz feels on brand for the franchise, but I'm holding out hope for The Ventriloquist.

You took the blue from Alabama and left it in Virginia. Gonna need you to move to Mississippi and then North Carolina in quick succession.

I’d like more mustard on that bit back and to the left.

I saved a YouTube explainer about it but have not had the heart to actually watch it yet.

“Republicans meddling ruined my state’s flagship college sports program” is not the worst midterm messaging I ever heard.

Fucking loved the Bandits. RIP

“It’s only fair,” they’ll say.

The Scouring of the Shire was good, actually, because it increased potential war output.