Relationship test: eat beans. a lot of beans. never stop eating beans.

If they stick around, it's solid.

i hate people with strong opinions, like be more self conscious you fucking psycho

Poop was normal today. Good omen.

yesterday's explosive diarrhea seems to have been an omen

something has changed. my farts no longer smell like my own.

mmmm bop dop a do wop dooby dop a do wop dop a dooooo yea e yeaaah