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Just figured out why my last couple ER shifts felt so chill
July 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just figured out why my last couple ER shifts felt so chill
the travel nurse and married resident when you walk in the on-call room
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the travel nurse and married resident when you walk in the on-call room
100 ER nurses vs 100 ICU nurses
May 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
100 ER nurses vs 100 ICU nurses
Her: I actually think I want to work in the CVICU
Me: *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*
Me: *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Her: I actually think I want to work in the CVICU
Me: *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*
Me: *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*
that one nurse on your unit that doesn’t like to take pictures
February 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
that one nurse on your unit that doesn’t like to take pictures
my supervisor created a RedNote account just to ask me to come in for overtime
January 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my supervisor created a RedNote account just to ask me to come in for overtime
“how does this medication work?”
me:
me:
January 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“how does this medication work?”
me:
me:
why is this guy every triage patient with toe pain when they see me bring back a stroke first
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
why is this guy every triage patient with toe pain when they see me bring back a stroke first
my nurse manager during my annual evaluation
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
my nurse manager during my annual evaluation
cardiologists after thanksgiving
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 AM
cardiologists after thanksgiving
i want to take a nurse that’s been through a lot and show them it gets worse
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 AM
i want to take a nurse that’s been through a lot and show them it gets worse
can start an IV fast? no. but can I start an IV well? also no. but does the IV work? alas, no.
December 2, 2024 at 2:52 AM
can start an IV fast? no. but can I start an IV well? also no. but does the IV work? alas, no.
what brings you to the ER?
December 2, 2024 at 2:15 AM
what brings you to the ER?
i think it’s time for me to start administering ativan based on math instead of vibes
December 1, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i think it’s time for me to start administering ativan based on math instead of vibes
1000% tarrifs on blood culture bottles
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
1000% tarrifs on blood culture bottles
stop asking me what i’m doing for thanksgiving i’m getting yelled at by a naked 87y/o man for not having peanut butter
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
stop asking me what i’m doing for thanksgiving i’m getting yelled at by a naked 87y/o man for not having peanut butter
just because you haven’t found a nursing field you like doesn’t mean you will
November 27, 2024 at 12:43 AM
just because you haven’t found a nursing field you like doesn’t mean you will
me pretending to be sad when my patient says they’re leaving AMA
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
me pretending to be sad when my patient says they’re leaving AMA
sorry I can't come in for overtime, i'm actually holding space with the lyrics of Defying Gravity right now
November 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
sorry I can't come in for overtime, i'm actually holding space with the lyrics of Defying Gravity right now
idk why but i feel like this would be a good book for new grads working in the ER
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
idk why but i feel like this would be a good book for new grads working in the ER
the facebook reaction buttons look like a career in healthcare from start to finish
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
the facebook reaction buttons look like a career in healthcare from start to finish