do you think anyone in public noticed my subtle "steve rogers' disguise in the winter soldier" closet cosplay today

me speedwalking to work this morning because i had to pee really fucking bad (while listening to my finest space pirate synth metal)

YESSSSSYYEYEYSYSYSYSYEYDYGDHDND

if you do not know who ötzi is, he is a veeery old natural mummy who predates stonehenge and the pyramids and he is the oldest known account of human tattooing!!!! :)))) he is sooo so cool i want to visit him so bad.... a lot of people have gotten his tattoos and i want to be ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!

this doesn't seem like a very good deal