Salami Valentino Jr.
cocosandra.bsky.social
Salami Valentino Jr.
@cocosandra.bsky.social
Into city life. Interests include: science, branding, fitness, antiracism, movies, pop culture and arguing about pizza. Lives in Chicago [proper]. Raging feminist. Mom. She/Her 🍕🤘🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌🏻✊🏼🍻
I feel like you're describing an episode of Wallace & Gromit
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm confused....is this for MEN? It's not clear.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
oh my
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today I am an artist
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
That movie scared the shit out of me!
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
yup
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My money is on the latter.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I bet that's hard to maintain (see: McSlug)
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
giddy up
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No, we don't care about women enough. Still don't.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seems like all the Great Lakes states are reeeeeeally into it. *shrug
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have reached peak nerd.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do you have more relationship tips?
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it because they're aliens from another dimension? I think it is.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM