don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

I love when the CEO brings his dog to work in the giant motorcoach the company bought him. The dog takes a shit on the floor and he proceeded to get an admin assistant to clean it up.

We need to eat the rich faster

I know the restaurant must be too high end for me when I hear people at the next table saying Luigi was wrong, that CEO was just doing his job.

Sometimes Darwin has to remind people that the diesel burning, fire blowing machine is in fact very hot.

Unfortunately working on this Thanksgiving.