cocochristopher.bsky.social
@cocochristopher.bsky.social
"They're taking the Lebensraum from the good Americans."

Then these bastards take offense with the Nazi comparisons.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's funny cause its true.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
-Alien being/virus/disease/parasite infiltrates The Enterprise to either observe, annoy, or manipulate.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Cue Trump claiming full tests every few days for the next year.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Other NYTimes favorites:

"A muscular executive"

"Trump's usual swagger"
To describe incoherent ramblings during the debates with Biden.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Quit monkeying around.
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It should be a 2028 promise all nominees take to bulldoze the ball room addition and faithfully restore the East Wing.

And hell, boast about how you'll make those same donors financing this atrocity pay to undo their damage.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've gotten people to gag and dry heave by pranking them into thinking I broke my thumb.
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It looks like a goddamn cruise missile hit the White House.

Trump finishing the job the hijackers wanted to do with United 93.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh and Fox, how many of those seven are binding in any actual way?
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wiping out 80% of the VKS in 24 hours is a pretty good bargaining chip.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why not just take some Strangelove selfies riding the uxo if you're gonna get that close.
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The only thing Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite.
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Yes and its a bunch of boutique stores, restaurants, and some bars.

It's literally what inspired the idyllic Mainstreet USA at Disney - but there's sporadically a few homeless so it's terrifying apparently.
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Captain Sobel, you salute the level not the woman.
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Service does NOT guarantee citizenship!"
September 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Moe was always the charismatic leader of the group so I think Jones was way off here.
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
rip bozo
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Return to muon.
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Looks like we're having one right now, Mr President!
September 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This guy gets it.
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM