It's a distraction from this

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I know right! Who has 2 parents let alone ones that listen when you're upset

Correct

Don't let your dreams be dreams, babe. Push *someone else* into traffic on this fine ass Friday

I've been having unhinged rants in the cereal aisle ever since they took maple flavored Cheerios off the shelves near me. Bastards.

I'm sure your boob sweat misses you too

Every time I see a person in yoga pants it makes my day a little brighter

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