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warlock ✨
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I love games, writing, horror, and despite working in software development I’m not very good at maths.
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❤️‍🔥things I love❤️‍🔥
(And if you love them too let’s connect)

✨ video games
✨ LARP
✨ books (fantasy, sci-fi, gothic horror)
✨ films (horror especially)
✨ TTRPGs (ask me my favourite systems/games!)
✨ painting
✨ music
✨ skincare
✨ tea
✨ sewing
✨ hiking
✨ driving
✨ PETS
Every time I leave for somewhere several hours earlier than I need to the trip goes wildly off course and I am reminded why I leave for things several hours early
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I am chomping at the bit for The Vampire Lestat can it come out tomorrow as a little treat for me
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I have to get up for work in 6 hours but I'm lying in bed seething about how badly Otis fumbled Ruby, I haven't even thought about Sex Education since it ended
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Maxton Hall watching and bro this man needs to leave my girl alone she's too busy for this shit
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Me: trying to sleep

My head:
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Jack Grealish the people's princess
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
First day of my period and TSITP finishes and I am SOBBING
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Conrad Fisher has so much rizz it makes me what to put my head through a WALL I am KICKING MY FEET
September 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Whenever I drink beer in a dream it’s always Neck Oil
September 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
In my dream last night I went for a pint with Jack Grealish and he was like I’m really enjoying playing for Everton but I’ve been asked to go to space, and I was like please don’t go
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How this episode of TSITP found me
a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth wide open
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August 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was promised a storm and it rained for about ten minutes please Zeus I beg of thee give me rain
August 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If god created all things he also created yaoi
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Guys it happened again I dreamed I was breastfeeding my child and then I woke up without her because she was just a DReam CHILD this is the worst
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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August 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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the straights got the summer I turned pretty and the gays got the summer Hikaru died
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people looking up at something .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people looking up at something .
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August 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Never-Ending Pilgrimage

#Art by Felix Riaño
August 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me when the weather app says it feels like only 16 degrees
a baby in a diaper is standing in front of a christmas tree .
ALT: a baby in a diaper is standing in front of a christmas tree .
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August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
NO WAY THEY DROPPED THIS GHOULCY PICTURE
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Charlie Brewster in Fright Night is honestly his own antagonist
a man in a white shirt is holding a cross in his hands .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is holding a cross in his hands .
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August 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Laurel is so Team Connie and I LOVE ITTTTT
August 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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REPORT: Local cat "Kit" survives head-on crash into pedestrian
August 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This is why physical media is still so important.
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Bar staff asked us if we’d left anything else whilst we were leaving the pub bc we kept dropping stuff - we left and entire friend there
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Having so many siblings is so good we’re like a little gang
August 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You’ll never make me feel bad for being Team Conrad
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM