The Coburn Tattler!
coburntabloids.bsky.social
The Coburn Tattler!
@coburntabloids.bsky.social
-from the ridges & valleys of Central Pa
-secular humanist
-politics: to the left of you
-skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty)
-relentless gossip too, holyhell!
-top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
He's gonna die soon and wants to put his shit stains over as much as possible as a fuckyou to every good American.
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Easily undone ...when we shitcan their bullshit "board".
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fifty thousand kronkites! That'll buy a lotta carrots!
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Excuse me for sayin', but Lindsey is a fucking weasel!
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Classy!
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He's not a president. He's just a loud-mouthed schnook!
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That's what HAPPENS when you make tens of millions of enemies being a disgusting liberal-hating maga prick. The very people who were the target customer, dumbshit! Oh, and those stupid trucks turned out to be junk. No surpise there.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He has nothing to worry about personally. He's obviously on his last legs and will never finish his term. Now the dickheads around him... they're fucked!
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Ahh, so it never was intended to be a requirement. Just another bullshit gimme-fee.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Here's the script, paid liar, now READ it to the press!
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
HAUL her arrogant goddamn ass in! And explain in small words what coequal branches of government means.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Where's her goddamn cross?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
DEFINITELY selling pardons, the dickhead-in-chief!
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sorry to be so cynical, but my gut reaction is trump chose a few more martyrs. I absolutely think its possible given the shit he's pulled in the past.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That son of a bitch ought to pay the judgements against him post-haste then, goddamnit!
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lindsey: weasel
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
She is! But he's worse. He'll probably be dead before the '26 primaries, so perfect timing to annoy the fuck out of 'im! The supermarket tabloids'll have a hayday - two of the dumbest people ever elected having a feud.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Fact: liberals put the second amendment in the constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Too bad, donny! Being a pedophile crook has its downsides.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ahh yes, the corrupt fuck who had to report to a chicago judge every day because he was so prone to violating people's rights.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The stroke scrambled his brain into semi-maga mush. He'd better peddle that book; he's not likely to remain our progressive voice.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
PS If the barking dog reference recurs, consider adding a clip of Dr. John’s “how come my dog doesn’t bark when you come around”. 'Twould be funny!
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can see and hear perfectly. The only grievance I see is sometimes – not always – the gate on your speaking seems to lag behind what you’re reading. You’re on the right side of justice always, though; tempo isn’t a deal breaker. We're here for your insights.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Is the pipsqueak-speaker going to delay ad nauseam? That's the question.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kettles of fish!
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM