The Coburn Tattler!
@coburntabloids.bsky.social
-from the ridges & valleys of Central Pa
-secular humanist
-politics: to the left of you
-skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty)
-relentless gossip too, holyhell!
-top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
-secular humanist
-politics: to the left of you
-skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty)
-relentless gossip too, holyhell!
-top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
He's gonna die soon and wants to put his shit stains over as much as possible as a fuckyou to every good American.
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He's gonna die soon and wants to put his shit stains over as much as possible as a fuckyou to every good American.
Easily undone ...when we shitcan their bullshit "board".
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Easily undone ...when we shitcan their bullshit "board".
Fifty thousand kronkites! That'll buy a lotta carrots!
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Fifty thousand kronkites! That'll buy a lotta carrots!
Excuse me for sayin', but Lindsey is a fucking weasel!
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Excuse me for sayin', but Lindsey is a fucking weasel!
He's not a president. He's just a loud-mouthed schnook!
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He's not a president. He's just a loud-mouthed schnook!
That's what HAPPENS when you make tens of millions of enemies being a disgusting liberal-hating maga prick. The very people who were the target customer, dumbshit! Oh, and those stupid trucks turned out to be junk. No surpise there.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That's what HAPPENS when you make tens of millions of enemies being a disgusting liberal-hating maga prick. The very people who were the target customer, dumbshit! Oh, and those stupid trucks turned out to be junk. No surpise there.
He has nothing to worry about personally. He's obviously on his last legs and will never finish his term. Now the dickheads around him... they're fucked!
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He has nothing to worry about personally. He's obviously on his last legs and will never finish his term. Now the dickheads around him... they're fucked!
Ahh, so it never was intended to be a requirement. Just another bullshit gimme-fee.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Ahh, so it never was intended to be a requirement. Just another bullshit gimme-fee.
Here's the script, paid liar, now READ it to the press!
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here's the script, paid liar, now READ it to the press!
HAUL her arrogant goddamn ass in! And explain in small words what coequal branches of government means.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
HAUL her arrogant goddamn ass in! And explain in small words what coequal branches of government means.
Where's her goddamn cross?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Where's her goddamn cross?!
DEFINITELY selling pardons, the dickhead-in-chief!
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
DEFINITELY selling pardons, the dickhead-in-chief!
Sorry to be so cynical, but my gut reaction is trump chose a few more martyrs. I absolutely think its possible given the shit he's pulled in the past.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sorry to be so cynical, but my gut reaction is trump chose a few more martyrs. I absolutely think its possible given the shit he's pulled in the past.
That son of a bitch ought to pay the judgements against him post-haste then, goddamnit!
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That son of a bitch ought to pay the judgements against him post-haste then, goddamnit!
Lindsey: weasel
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lindsey: weasel
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time
She is! But he's worse. He'll probably be dead before the '26 primaries, so perfect timing to annoy the fuck out of 'im! The supermarket tabloids'll have a hayday - two of the dumbest people ever elected having a feud.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
She is! But he's worse. He'll probably be dead before the '26 primaries, so perfect timing to annoy the fuck out of 'im! The supermarket tabloids'll have a hayday - two of the dumbest people ever elected having a feud.
Fact: liberals put the second amendment in the constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fact: liberals put the second amendment in the constitution.
Too bad, donny! Being a pedophile crook has its downsides.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Too bad, donny! Being a pedophile crook has its downsides.
Ahh yes, the corrupt fuck who had to report to a chicago judge every day because he was so prone to violating people's rights.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ahh yes, the corrupt fuck who had to report to a chicago judge every day because he was so prone to violating people's rights.
The stroke scrambled his brain into semi-maga mush. He'd better peddle that book; he's not likely to remain our progressive voice.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The stroke scrambled his brain into semi-maga mush. He'd better peddle that book; he's not likely to remain our progressive voice.
PS If the barking dog reference recurs, consider adding a clip of Dr. John’s “how come my dog doesn’t bark when you come around”. 'Twould be funny!
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
PS If the barking dog reference recurs, consider adding a clip of Dr. John’s “how come my dog doesn’t bark when you come around”. 'Twould be funny!
Can see and hear perfectly. The only grievance I see is sometimes – not always – the gate on your speaking seems to lag behind what you’re reading. You’re on the right side of justice always, though; tempo isn’t a deal breaker. We're here for your insights.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can see and hear perfectly. The only grievance I see is sometimes – not always – the gate on your speaking seems to lag behind what you’re reading. You’re on the right side of justice always, though; tempo isn’t a deal breaker. We're here for your insights.
Is the pipsqueak-speaker going to delay ad nauseam? That's the question.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is the pipsqueak-speaker going to delay ad nauseam? That's the question.
Kettles of fish!
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Kettles of fish!