Abzan Death and Taxes
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Abzan Death and Taxes
@coburnsdivine.bsky.social
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Enforcer, Chicago Fan, aspiring T1 MtG judge. Lover of all things Abzan.
This week's baking: vegan pumpkin cookies! Aiming for bite-size this year (I made a batch of fist-sized pumpkin cookies around this time last year)
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Making a treat for my coworker's birthday:
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I love Flavor Text Friday, and here's my contribution, from on of my favorite removal spells during WAR limited.

"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Thanks to my recent trip across the country with the family, I was mildly reinspired to get back into making food for myself. Behold, my lunch for the next two days (recipe in alt text):
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Get on my back, we're goin' on a siege!
August 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
RIP my ego
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
For an example:
July 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Because I went and chased this rabbit down the hole, the most recent first printing of a card with the text: "Sacrifice a creature" without an additional activation cost was Dragon's Maze, with Maw of the Obzedat.
July 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
That and Brash Taunter.
July 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I am so tired now, and it's likely to be hour 26 of my day before I get to my bed. *half-hearted grumbling*
June 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
On my way home now, but stopped beforehand for a bite and a pint at the Red Lion. #Pride
June 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Taking the Metra into Chicago proper, on the way to the #ChicagoPrideParade It's the first time I've been able to make time to go! Of course, that is at the expense of my sleep for the day, but, fuckin' worth it.
June 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In personal news, I hit Legendary 4 on @warframe.com this morning before getting ready for Pride Parade Chicago. Didn't even know they were on Bluesky until I thought to check today.
June 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Hey y'all, can anyone spare $2 to put this goal to bed? I dropped a small donation on this to try and help, and it's so close, with only 7 hours left!

chuffed.org/project/help...
June 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me + My First Commander

I have a hard time with these because my self-image clashes heavily with how I actually look, and it's rough. Anyway, it's somehow been 11 years since, Ghave no longer exists, but about 60% of it is still part of my Karador list pinned to my profile. I'll rebuild him soon.
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ah, here was my version. Nit sure which one I like better, yours or mine.
June 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Today sucks, but I'm taking joy in small things, like how half a million people have the couchfucker blocked basically as soon as he started his account here.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I need to get on this discord at some point.
June 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This was a house in a Limited pool that had genuinely egregious Blue piles.
June 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Played Boros Aggro for a 2HG prerelease that was Bo1 x3. Partner was playing Sultai Goodstuff (green focus). Went 2-1 thanks to both of us flooding (with 15 and 12-land decks respectively, how?!) in round 1, but good games otherwise.

#MTGxFinalFantasy #prerelease #2HG
June 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Went 2-1 with Orzhov Artifact Control in my first pre-release of the day. Won Round 1 2-0 against Selesnya Summons, Lost Round 2 0-2 to Rakdos Aggro, Won Round 3 2-0 against Selesnya Control.
June 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Prerelease: start!

With face!

#MTGxFinalFantasy #prerelease
June 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This was all I could find on short notice. It's a bit niche, and the only pieces I can think of that would use it are single target. So, tbh, it doesn't go well.
June 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
quote with your flags, happy pride! Make sure you have a brick on your person to commemorate the first Pride!

Read the alt text for explanation of flags and personal commentary.
June 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
He's big, he's stinky from the grave he broke free of, and he's here to fight everyone.
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM