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Is he unaware he’ll get shot, or hoping he’ll get shot?
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is he unaware he’ll get shot, or hoping he’ll get shot?
Non-fatal crashes: not haunted.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Non-fatal crashes: not haunted.
Look, as a former Cutterman, I love the idea of being able to say “surface action starboard, batteries released!” again, but we don’t need battleships, and I don’t think this meets battleship standards. This is obviously a cruiser, but the moron can’t think beyond “I want battleship!”
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look, as a former Cutterman, I love the idea of being able to say “surface action starboard, batteries released!” again, but we don’t need battleships, and I don’t think this meets battleship standards. This is obviously a cruiser, but the moron can’t think beyond “I want battleship!”
There was room for a VLS! HII has been shopping mockups with a 16-pack up there for years! Not a good day for the Navy being taken seriously.
December 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There was room for a VLS! HII has been shopping mockups with a 16-pack up there for years! Not a good day for the Navy being taken seriously.
It’s also why I’m never really bothered by the talking point of “thy manipulated crime stats!”
Brass has been juking the stats since there have been stats to juke. Not saying it’s good, just that’s what brass does.
Brass has been juking the stats since there have been stats to juke. Not saying it’s good, just that’s what brass does.
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s also why I’m never really bothered by the talking point of “thy manipulated crime stats!”
Brass has been juking the stats since there have been stats to juke. Not saying it’s good, just that’s what brass does.
Brass has been juking the stats since there have been stats to juke. Not saying it’s good, just that’s what brass does.
Christmas bells are RIIIIIIINGING!
Are we doing the Broadway proshot or the movie with the original cast in their 40s?
Are we doing the Broadway proshot or the movie with the original cast in their 40s?
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Christmas bells are RIIIIIIINGING!
Are we doing the Broadway proshot or the movie with the original cast in their 40s?
Are we doing the Broadway proshot or the movie with the original cast in their 40s?
Hey, your degree was one for professional advancement! You were already working in the industry, which made it practically a trade school!
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey, your degree was one for professional advancement! You were already working in the industry, which made it practically a trade school!
The 110s are available but a bunch are earmarked for Ukraine and they’re doing good work with them.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The 110s are available but a bunch are earmarked for Ukraine and they’re doing good work with them.
I’m going to start calling it the And. The Donald J. Trump And.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is a separate line and something else.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is a separate line and something else.
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m going to start calling it the And. The Donald J. Trump And.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is a separate line and something else.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is a separate line and something else.
I’m starting to think that SOF has come to see killing people as the point, that it isn’t fair to them unless we give them people to kill.
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m starting to think that SOF has come to see killing people as the point, that it isn’t fair to them unless we give them people to kill.
Careful, they’ll recall him.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Careful, they’ll recall him.
Man I was even showing him that I was wearing a holster printed with the CG seal and talking about loving my time as Eagle Cadre (not under his command). Cheap shiny-domed prick.
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Man I was even showing him that I was wearing a holster printed with the CG seal and talking about loving my time as Eagle Cadre (not under his command). Cheap shiny-domed prick.
At one point after I got out I was working at a gun range. And I notice that he was on the firing line shooting a Boomertastic Kimber with adjustable sights or some such. It took every ounce of self control to suppress the intrusive thoughts and make nice in the hopes of a coin. Which I did not get
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At one point after I got out I was working at a gun range. And I notice that he was on the firing line shooting a Boomertastic Kimber with adjustable sights or some such. It took every ounce of self control to suppress the intrusive thoughts and make nice in the hopes of a coin. Which I did not get
I mean I only served under a couple of them, but does it rhyme with slap?
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I mean I only served under a couple of them, but does it rhyme with slap?
Maybe tell her that Russia isn’t going to help the climate or the Palestinians?
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Maybe tell her that Russia isn’t going to help the climate or the Palestinians?
Which commandant?
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Which commandant?
Don’t forget the people who are overjoyed that they can say “f*ggot* and call things thy don’t like “gay” again.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Don’t forget the people who are overjoyed that they can say “f*ggot* and call things thy don’t like “gay” again.
Hey, he can’t do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges!
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hey, he can’t do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges!
Not like the Belgrano’s CO gave a statement to the extent of “wtf are people so mad about? We were a valid target, I was trying to sink the Task Group, I just got outplayed.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Not like the Belgrano’s CO gave a statement to the extent of “wtf are people so mad about? We were a valid target, I was trying to sink the Task Group, I just got outplayed.”
I mean, Trump had disappeared from the public eye for a bit before the first strike, then got really energized. I’m not so sure they didn’t show him brown people dying to help cheer him up.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I mean, Trump had disappeared from the public eye for a bit before the first strike, then got really energized. I’m not so sure they didn’t show him brown people dying to help cheer him up.
By JSOC’s current logic, we’d be justified in killing a paramedic who was attending to someone on the kill list to ensure that they died.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
By JSOC’s current logic, we’d be justified in killing a paramedic who was attending to someone on the kill list to ensure that they died.
Have some pride in your profession, polish your boots, and slap the Imperial star on your gear.
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Have some pride in your profession, polish your boots, and slap the Imperial star on your gear.
No, there are bilateral agreements in place with our regional partners where they have authorized USCG crews to board vessels under their jurisdiction. So when my cutter boarded a Colombian vessel, we did so with the consent of the Colombian government as we could cover more of the ocean than them.
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No, there are bilateral agreements in place with our regional partners where they have authorized USCG crews to board vessels under their jurisdiction. So when my cutter boarded a Colombian vessel, we did so with the consent of the Colombian government as we could cover more of the ocean than them.
Is that why Rubio looks left out?
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is that why Rubio looks left out?
The mythical weed farm with lots of guns run by a queer couple that we always used to talk about what our political beliefs were.
I *THINK* that’s where Robert Evans lives?
I *THINK* that’s where Robert Evans lives?
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The mythical weed farm with lots of guns run by a queer couple that we always used to talk about what our political beliefs were.
I *THINK* that’s where Robert Evans lives?
I *THINK* that’s where Robert Evans lives?