CoastersPaul
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CoastersPaul
@coasterspaul.bsky.social
Republicans giving everyone low expectations for SOTU and then being shocked he surpassed those and also insulted them was, I think, a big part of him still being in the running!
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
fools! you're just making more members of Organization XIII!
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
bisexuality/etc. similarly great for "not having to care about whether things are 'gay' anymore"
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know people have speculated before if a Nick Saban (I) run could change anything but I'm pretty sure picking The Worst wins out for them even over Good At Football
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
clearly "lat", with the silent e in olde
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
he was obsessed with telling the "you knew I was a snake when you let me in" story! what did they expect!
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like she has to be... not actually that good at it? Plus expensive tastes.
Like, I think she could've raked in way more, in her job *or* as a lobbyist, by staying a senator or at least not pissing everyone off for no reason! Just totally failed the grift marshmallow test.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Save money! (By paying way more in sales taxes.)
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hard to read that now (ok, then, too) as anything but someone with an incredibly outsized view of their own importance. Shame The Press seem to share it.

And now, I guess, potentially upset to find an older candidate not interested in her? It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
on the other hand women became woke's strongest soldiers afterwards* so who can say if this was good or bad

*probably mostly for unrelated reasons?
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Dems surged in Georgia on rising energy prices; Trump policy will make it worse; I think we can, should, and must sell green energy as part of the solution.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
he cares about Democrats winning elections by running on popular* issues, 100% foolproof**
**and if they lose following said advice clearly they didn't actually do it
*which just happen to often line up with his priors instead of polling
-and are obviously fixed and unpersuadable
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
doesn't seem to hurt Trump/Republicans when they do it! and maybe that's because of "the media environment" or Gender, but I don't think you can rely on any strategy that depends on every single person left of center-right holding their tongue about freaks who worship pedophiles and want us dead!
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if southern state whites were only like, even 70 or 80% in favor of maximal evil instead of 90% a lot of these places would be very different!
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
and somehow still doesn't know how they work!
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I like how all the Prime games are squeezed between 1 and 2 so they can have Metroids
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I believe now it must be some people's turn to study statistical mechanics.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
well, look, they're simply obligated to take the word of fascists and creeps if it implicates Ds, and stick their fingers in their ears otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
look, let's be generous, maybe he simply wants to help famous sex criminals for... surely no reason whatsoever, okay that ALSO looks bad but
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
desperately need this filmed like 12 Angry Men
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Vance - Desantis-somehow-back-for-more would be the most coughing baby vs. coughing baby contest of all time
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
why's Mnuchin catching a stray here?
say what you will about him, Larry Summers could never have produced the Lego movie. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
look it's simple 4D chess, they're going to save healthcare by cornering the market on illegally selling medical marijuana themselves, and then
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Clearly impossible, best he can do is "character who seems vaguely offensive somehow but unclear exactly what they're supposed to be a caricature of"
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
was NOT expecting the sudden Mozart riff
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM