Coaster (of a specific variety)
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I'm a real bonafide Detective. Yakuza, Ace Attorney, S&M, Persona, FF and the like. I'm here to live my most decent life.
Movie: The Thing
Holy shit the gore. Intensely good great thrilling chilling fulfilling and every other positive adjective you could throw its way. Perfect right up to the end.
The Norwegians will get it right someday.
Holy shit the gore. Intensely good great thrilling chilling fulfilling and every other positive adjective you could throw its way. Perfect right up to the end.
The Norwegians will get it right someday.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Movie: The Thing
Holy shit the gore. Intensely good great thrilling chilling fulfilling and every other positive adjective you could throw its way. Perfect right up to the end.
The Norwegians will get it right someday.
Holy shit the gore. Intensely good great thrilling chilling fulfilling and every other positive adjective you could throw its way. Perfect right up to the end.
The Norwegians will get it right someday.
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Easily my favorite Coen Brothers movie I’ve seen. So smoothly absurd and just a damn good time all around. Loved it, already want to rewatch it, and most of all, I understand now.
Easily my favorite Coen Brothers movie I’ve seen. So smoothly absurd and just a damn good time all around. Loved it, already want to rewatch it, and most of all, I understand now.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Movie: The Big Lebowski
Easily my favorite Coen Brothers movie I’ve seen. So smoothly absurd and just a damn good time all around. Loved it, already want to rewatch it, and most of all, I understand now.
Easily my favorite Coen Brothers movie I’ve seen. So smoothly absurd and just a damn good time all around. Loved it, already want to rewatch it, and most of all, I understand now.
Game: Crow Country
Really just a beautiful fusion of classic and modern design here, in all senses of the word. Survival horror that easily stands on its own, with all of its own unique quirks and polishes. The only stumble was enemy intros, but it doesn’t hold me back from loving this short romp.
Really just a beautiful fusion of classic and modern design here, in all senses of the word. Survival horror that easily stands on its own, with all of its own unique quirks and polishes. The only stumble was enemy intros, but it doesn’t hold me back from loving this short romp.
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Game: Crow Country
Really just a beautiful fusion of classic and modern design here, in all senses of the word. Survival horror that easily stands on its own, with all of its own unique quirks and polishes. The only stumble was enemy intros, but it doesn’t hold me back from loving this short romp.
Really just a beautiful fusion of classic and modern design here, in all senses of the word. Survival horror that easily stands on its own, with all of its own unique quirks and polishes. The only stumble was enemy intros, but it doesn’t hold me back from loving this short romp.
Game: RE8: Shadows of Rose
Pretty great little dlc here! Capitalizing on all the undying love from Ethan in the main campaign, Rose has stuff to do (mainly fun bite-r sized horror scenarios, best still being dollhouse). Good :)
Pretty great little dlc here! Capitalizing on all the undying love from Ethan in the main campaign, Rose has stuff to do (mainly fun bite-r sized horror scenarios, best still being dollhouse). Good :)
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Game: RE8: Shadows of Rose
Pretty great little dlc here! Capitalizing on all the undying love from Ethan in the main campaign, Rose has stuff to do (mainly fun bite-r sized horror scenarios, best still being dollhouse). Good :)
Pretty great little dlc here! Capitalizing on all the undying love from Ethan in the main campaign, Rose has stuff to do (mainly fun bite-r sized horror scenarios, best still being dollhouse). Good :)
Game: Viewfinder
Really cool perspective puzzle game here! Just the right difficulty for me for a portal-y game. I appreciate the narrative existing, but its both underbaked and ultimately doesn't really say anything, it's a bit odd. The cat (Cait) was cute though, Im grateful for that little guy
Really cool perspective puzzle game here! Just the right difficulty for me for a portal-y game. I appreciate the narrative existing, but its both underbaked and ultimately doesn't really say anything, it's a bit odd. The cat (Cait) was cute though, Im grateful for that little guy
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Game: Viewfinder
Really cool perspective puzzle game here! Just the right difficulty for me for a portal-y game. I appreciate the narrative existing, but its both underbaked and ultimately doesn't really say anything, it's a bit odd. The cat (Cait) was cute though, Im grateful for that little guy
Really cool perspective puzzle game here! Just the right difficulty for me for a portal-y game. I appreciate the narrative existing, but its both underbaked and ultimately doesn't really say anything, it's a bit odd. The cat (Cait) was cute though, Im grateful for that little guy
Game: I Am Your Beast:
A frantic dash to kill em all dead. Incredibly slick in a way that mirrors Neon White. I think the game is written well, but I’m not really a fan of how this military powerfantasy is portrayed as super badass with “fill in your blank” grievances against the US government.
A frantic dash to kill em all dead. Incredibly slick in a way that mirrors Neon White. I think the game is written well, but I’m not really a fan of how this military powerfantasy is portrayed as super badass with “fill in your blank” grievances against the US government.
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Game: I Am Your Beast:
A frantic dash to kill em all dead. Incredibly slick in a way that mirrors Neon White. I think the game is written well, but I’m not really a fan of how this military powerfantasy is portrayed as super badass with “fill in your blank” grievances against the US government.
A frantic dash to kill em all dead. Incredibly slick in a way that mirrors Neon White. I think the game is written well, but I’m not really a fan of how this military powerfantasy is portrayed as super badass with “fill in your blank” grievances against the US government.
Game: OFF Remake
It goes the fuck OFF!!! The music goes the fuck OFF!!! You’re OFF your rocker if you think this is a bad remaster. But genuinely, great game made better by slick combat UI, amazing replacement music, and fun extra bosses.
Im on a sacred mission to tell you to get OFF.
It goes the fuck OFF!!! The music goes the fuck OFF!!! You’re OFF your rocker if you think this is a bad remaster. But genuinely, great game made better by slick combat UI, amazing replacement music, and fun extra bosses.
Im on a sacred mission to tell you to get OFF.
September 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Game: OFF Remake
It goes the fuck OFF!!! The music goes the fuck OFF!!! You’re OFF your rocker if you think this is a bad remaster. But genuinely, great game made better by slick combat UI, amazing replacement music, and fun extra bosses.
Im on a sacred mission to tell you to get OFF.
It goes the fuck OFF!!! The music goes the fuck OFF!!! You’re OFF your rocker if you think this is a bad remaster. But genuinely, great game made better by slick combat UI, amazing replacement music, and fun extra bosses.
Im on a sacred mission to tell you to get OFF.
TV: The Bear S3
A good collection of great episodes of TV. I however really struggle to call this a season of television. Many balls set up in the air, only to have it end very abruptly with an uncomfortable (uncomfy *can* be good) final episode without any emotional catharsis or payoff.
A good collection of great episodes of TV. I however really struggle to call this a season of television. Many balls set up in the air, only to have it end very abruptly with an uncomfortable (uncomfy *can* be good) final episode without any emotional catharsis or payoff.
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
TV: The Bear S3
A good collection of great episodes of TV. I however really struggle to call this a season of television. Many balls set up in the air, only to have it end very abruptly with an uncomfortable (uncomfy *can* be good) final episode without any emotional catharsis or payoff.
A good collection of great episodes of TV. I however really struggle to call this a season of television. Many balls set up in the air, only to have it end very abruptly with an uncomfortable (uncomfy *can* be good) final episode without any emotional catharsis or payoff.
TV: Ironheart
This was good show even if not super memorable. I quite liked how flawed Riri is here, but Im kinda left scratching my head when it comes to capitalizing on those flaws on either growth or good emotional payoff. Ssscool
This was good show even if not super memorable. I quite liked how flawed Riri is here, but Im kinda left scratching my head when it comes to capitalizing on those flaws on either growth or good emotional payoff. Ssscool
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
TV: Ironheart
This was good show even if not super memorable. I quite liked how flawed Riri is here, but Im kinda left scratching my head when it comes to capitalizing on those flaws on either growth or good emotional payoff. Ssscool
This was good show even if not super memorable. I quite liked how flawed Riri is here, but Im kinda left scratching my head when it comes to capitalizing on those flaws on either growth or good emotional payoff. Ssscool
TV: Mr Robot S4
Exceptional finale to an exceptional show. Everything really ended out here in a way I loved, with characters’ traumas and pains being handled with proper respect. Ngl if I were there though therapy would have gone WAY differently just saying
Exceptional finale to an exceptional show. Everything really ended out here in a way I loved, with characters’ traumas and pains being handled with proper respect. Ngl if I were there though therapy would have gone WAY differently just saying
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
TV: Mr Robot S4
Exceptional finale to an exceptional show. Everything really ended out here in a way I loved, with characters’ traumas and pains being handled with proper respect. Ngl if I were there though therapy would have gone WAY differently just saying
Exceptional finale to an exceptional show. Everything really ended out here in a way I loved, with characters’ traumas and pains being handled with proper respect. Ngl if I were there though therapy would have gone WAY differently just saying
Game: Armored Core Master of Arena
Im gonna be real its very hard to remember what I liked about this game, because its been a month+ and also its just not that different than the first two. Armored Core 1 but we made it the goodest.
Im gonna be real its very hard to remember what I liked about this game, because its been a month+ and also its just not that different than the first two. Armored Core 1 but we made it the goodest.
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Game: Armored Core Master of Arena
Im gonna be real its very hard to remember what I liked about this game, because its been a month+ and also its just not that different than the first two. Armored Core 1 but we made it the goodest.
Im gonna be real its very hard to remember what I liked about this game, because its been a month+ and also its just not that different than the first two. Armored Core 1 but we made it the goodest.
TV: Loki (S2)
Gooooooooood stuff! Tom Hiddleston could entertain me any way any how, and Key Quan was a lot of fun here too. No complex thoughts, but I really liked how this wraps up Loki as a character.
Gooooooooood stuff! Tom Hiddleston could entertain me any way any how, and Key Quan was a lot of fun here too. No complex thoughts, but I really liked how this wraps up Loki as a character.
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TV: Loki (S2)
Gooooooooood stuff! Tom Hiddleston could entertain me any way any how, and Key Quan was a lot of fun here too. No complex thoughts, but I really liked how this wraps up Loki as a character.
Gooooooooood stuff! Tom Hiddleston could entertain me any way any how, and Key Quan was a lot of fun here too. No complex thoughts, but I really liked how this wraps up Loki as a character.
Movie: Fantastic Four
I’ve really enjoyed my jump back into the MCU, and this one was especially relaxing! My standards may be low here but I really appreciate how little action there is here. I liked this more than supes when I first watched, but it hasnt quite stuck with me.
I’ve really enjoyed my jump back into the MCU, and this one was especially relaxing! My standards may be low here but I really appreciate how little action there is here. I liked this more than supes when I first watched, but it hasnt quite stuck with me.
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Movie: Fantastic Four
I’ve really enjoyed my jump back into the MCU, and this one was especially relaxing! My standards may be low here but I really appreciate how little action there is here. I liked this more than supes when I first watched, but it hasnt quite stuck with me.
I’ve really enjoyed my jump back into the MCU, and this one was especially relaxing! My standards may be low here but I really appreciate how little action there is here. I liked this more than supes when I first watched, but it hasnt quite stuck with me.
Movie: Superman (2025)
Really loved the chemistry between Lois and Superman and just the whole world in general. I think James Gun-isms are becoming too visible to me, but heart is still heart. Really fun time though, Im coming back to this more than I thought.
Really loved the chemistry between Lois and Superman and just the whole world in general. I think James Gun-isms are becoming too visible to me, but heart is still heart. Really fun time though, Im coming back to this more than I thought.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Movie: Superman (2025)
Really loved the chemistry between Lois and Superman and just the whole world in general. I think James Gun-isms are becoming too visible to me, but heart is still heart. Really fun time though, Im coming back to this more than I thought.
Really loved the chemistry between Lois and Superman and just the whole world in general. I think James Gun-isms are becoming too visible to me, but heart is still heart. Really fun time though, Im coming back to this more than I thought.
Movie: The Naked Gun (2025)
It made me very happy to let go and enjoy a dumb little comedy like this. Harnesses the spirit of the original without relying on callbacks, Neeson does a great job with deadpan comedy, and there’s plenty of good jokes to go around. It aint perfect, but who cares?
It made me very happy to let go and enjoy a dumb little comedy like this. Harnesses the spirit of the original without relying on callbacks, Neeson does a great job with deadpan comedy, and there’s plenty of good jokes to go around. It aint perfect, but who cares?
August 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Movie: The Naked Gun (2025)
It made me very happy to let go and enjoy a dumb little comedy like this. Harnesses the spirit of the original without relying on callbacks, Neeson does a great job with deadpan comedy, and there’s plenty of good jokes to go around. It aint perfect, but who cares?
It made me very happy to let go and enjoy a dumb little comedy like this. Harnesses the spirit of the original without relying on callbacks, Neeson does a great job with deadpan comedy, and there’s plenty of good jokes to go around. It aint perfect, but who cares?
Movie: Rushmore
This may be a surprise favorite. Flailing around for purpose and meaning after loss and being a real piece of work (and freak) in the process. Loved it! Max is absolutely a freak of the highest calibre though please get a therapist dude.
This may be a surprise favorite. Flailing around for purpose and meaning after loss and being a real piece of work (and freak) in the process. Loved it! Max is absolutely a freak of the highest calibre though please get a therapist dude.
August 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Movie: Rushmore
This may be a surprise favorite. Flailing around for purpose and meaning after loss and being a real piece of work (and freak) in the process. Loved it! Max is absolutely a freak of the highest calibre though please get a therapist dude.
This may be a surprise favorite. Flailing around for purpose and meaning after loss and being a real piece of work (and freak) in the process. Loved it! Max is absolutely a freak of the highest calibre though please get a therapist dude.
Movie: Bottle Rocket
Im starting to see that all Wes Anderson movies have a romance plot of some kind. Not sure how Im only noticing this now. Incredibly charming and fun film where the stakes feel fantastically innocent
Im starting to see that all Wes Anderson movies have a romance plot of some kind. Not sure how Im only noticing this now. Incredibly charming and fun film where the stakes feel fantastically innocent
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Movie: Bottle Rocket
Im starting to see that all Wes Anderson movies have a romance plot of some kind. Not sure how Im only noticing this now. Incredibly charming and fun film where the stakes feel fantastically innocent
Im starting to see that all Wes Anderson movies have a romance plot of some kind. Not sure how Im only noticing this now. Incredibly charming and fun film where the stakes feel fantastically innocent
TV: Mr. Robot S3
The universe is not kind. The universe not being kind also makes for great television, so that part of it kinda rocks. Extremely kickass season with a lot of truly amazing episodes, more people need to talk about this show.
The universe is not kind. The universe not being kind also makes for great television, so that part of it kinda rocks. Extremely kickass season with a lot of truly amazing episodes, more people need to talk about this show.
July 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
TV: Mr. Robot S3
The universe is not kind. The universe not being kind also makes for great television, so that part of it kinda rocks. Extremely kickass season with a lot of truly amazing episodes, more people need to talk about this show.
The universe is not kind. The universe not being kind also makes for great television, so that part of it kinda rocks. Extremely kickass season with a lot of truly amazing episodes, more people need to talk about this show.
TV: Dandadan Evil Eye
Follows up the abrupt ending of season 1 with an equally abrupt and awful cutoff right as a fight is nearing its climax. It’s only fitting really. Damn there’s some really great direction here though, it’s an excellent adaptation and season 2 will be absolutely baller.
Follows up the abrupt ending of season 1 with an equally abrupt and awful cutoff right as a fight is nearing its climax. It’s only fitting really. Damn there’s some really great direction here though, it’s an excellent adaptation and season 2 will be absolutely baller.
July 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
TV: Dandadan Evil Eye
Follows up the abrupt ending of season 1 with an equally abrupt and awful cutoff right as a fight is nearing its climax. It’s only fitting really. Damn there’s some really great direction here though, it’s an excellent adaptation and season 2 will be absolutely baller.
Follows up the abrupt ending of season 1 with an equally abrupt and awful cutoff right as a fight is nearing its climax. It’s only fitting really. Damn there’s some really great direction here though, it’s an excellent adaptation and season 2 will be absolutely baller.
TV: Mr Robot S2
A smart follow up to an already tightly crafted story, which does good by itself by not trying to immediately one-up itself in an overly grandiose way. Laying the groundwork for future seasons has never been this entertaining and fast paced. Remember to clean your knives after use.
A smart follow up to an already tightly crafted story, which does good by itself by not trying to immediately one-up itself in an overly grandiose way. Laying the groundwork for future seasons has never been this entertaining and fast paced. Remember to clean your knives after use.
June 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
TV: Mr Robot S2
A smart follow up to an already tightly crafted story, which does good by itself by not trying to immediately one-up itself in an overly grandiose way. Laying the groundwork for future seasons has never been this entertaining and fast paced. Remember to clean your knives after use.
A smart follow up to an already tightly crafted story, which does good by itself by not trying to immediately one-up itself in an overly grandiose way. Laying the groundwork for future seasons has never been this entertaining and fast paced. Remember to clean your knives after use.
Movie: Sinners
Every frame was dripping (including me!)
Lovely time here with some great performances that was just a tad overhyped with promises of an action-filled climax. It just wrapped up rather quickly for my taste. Going to have to rewatch it soon since I viewed it with a massive headache.
Every frame was dripping (including me!)
Lovely time here with some great performances that was just a tad overhyped with promises of an action-filled climax. It just wrapped up rather quickly for my taste. Going to have to rewatch it soon since I viewed it with a massive headache.
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Movie: Sinners
Every frame was dripping (including me!)
Lovely time here with some great performances that was just a tad overhyped with promises of an action-filled climax. It just wrapped up rather quickly for my taste. Going to have to rewatch it soon since I viewed it with a massive headache.
Every frame was dripping (including me!)
Lovely time here with some great performances that was just a tad overhyped with promises of an action-filled climax. It just wrapped up rather quickly for my taste. Going to have to rewatch it soon since I viewed it with a massive headache.
Game: Armored Core Project Phantasma
A neat follow up to Armored Core with a bit more to chew on narratively(?). Sadly it ends right when it starts to pick up, and the levels are not nearly as good for the most part. Still pretty fun tho!
A neat follow up to Armored Core with a bit more to chew on narratively(?). Sadly it ends right when it starts to pick up, and the levels are not nearly as good for the most part. Still pretty fun tho!
June 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Game: Armored Core Project Phantasma
A neat follow up to Armored Core with a bit more to chew on narratively(?). Sadly it ends right when it starts to pick up, and the levels are not nearly as good for the most part. Still pretty fun tho!
A neat follow up to Armored Core with a bit more to chew on narratively(?). Sadly it ends right when it starts to pick up, and the levels are not nearly as good for the most part. Still pretty fun tho!
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Microsoft charging $80 for a game that parodies and criticizes capitalism and greedy executives is so ridiculously tone-deaf I'd call it unrealistic if someone wrote it.
June 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Microsoft charging $80 for a game that parodies and criticizes capitalism and greedy executives is so ridiculously tone-deaf I'd call it unrealistic if someone wrote it.
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Hmm, wait a minute...
March 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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