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sophia
@coastaldefeat.bsky.social
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23, bi, mostly post about my puppy and my dumb new tech job. want to feel free again.

media i love: dan and phil, nerdfighteria, hollow knight, celeste, steven universe, hunter x hunter, dodie
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he contains so much evil
6 month old labrador puppy sitting in the grass with his ears back staring at the camera awkwardly
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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oh my god i just heard someone unironically say “feed two birds with one scone”
The viral PETA post called “Stop using anti-animal language.” The first row says instead of “kill two birds with stone stone,” say “feed two birds with one scone.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
coastaldefeat.bsky.social
phracelets :)
kandi square stitch cuff with the colors of Phil’s bedsheets Cuff in the colors of Dan’s bedsheets
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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oh lmao i was thinking of this one, i guess there must be a lot of videos like it
Is It Possible To Beat Silksong With Tools Only?
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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help my dog is entering adolescence and i think he’s becoming emo
5 month old black lab puppy staring at an evening highway out of a second story window. He’s been there for like 5 minutes
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
coastaldefeat.bsky.social
the tiktok princess treatment propaganda is so funny to me. why would i want four dozen roses every week 😭
TikTok comment that says “My man gets me 4 dozen per week. 2 dozen for work, 2 dozen for home…. It’s the bare minimum.” A picture a few dozen roses is attached.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
coastaldefeat.bsky.social
eep
a 5 month old black lab puppy sleeping on top of a blanket on a couch. the camera is right in front of his nose so his nostrils look huge. the same puppy waking up slightly being photographed from above. he has an itty bitty snout.
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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for a second i thought op-eds hit a new low
A windows Lock Screen card reading “A European visits North America for the first time.” Above it, a caption reads “This Day in history.”
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
coastaldefeat.bsky.social
rating each individual line from this list of supposedly bad lyrics from TLOAS
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes" "You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger" "Everybody's so punk on the internet" "So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire" "Got me drеaming about a driveway with a basketball hoop - Boss up, settle down, got a wish list" "Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot" "He dick-matized me and opened my еyes - Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see - His love was thе key that opened my thighs" "Good thing I like my friends cancelled - I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal" "Did you girl-boss too close to the sun?" "Who's the baddest in the land? What's the plan? - You could be my forever night stand" "They ripped me off like false lashes - And then threw me away" "Her name was Kitty - Made her money being pretty and witty - They gave her the keys to this city - Then they said she didn't do it legitly"
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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i want to make art so i will be doing #Nerdfarters this year but many of them will probably be me doing finger drawings on my phone in bed before i go to sleep. this is one of those days!
a low-quality scribbly and kooky version of pizza john with lots of hair
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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we got the pizza john labubu
Listing for the Pizza John Plush Keychain. It’s a humanoid cat shape with the face of pizza John.
September 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Four month old black lab puppy doing a wide sploot on the spot while chewing a cardboard box
September 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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the two masterworks
The first two of my recent searches on Spotify: She’s So Gone from Lemonade Mouth and Mozart’s Requiem
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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he did such a good job at the vet!
Black labbish puppy sitting in the front of a car with his butt in the cup holders and his arms on the center console
September 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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he’s so downtrodden :( this is is usual demeanor
a picture taken by our dog walker last week. the dog walker pointed the camera straight down at the floor and the puppy is smiling and jumping straight up into the camera
August 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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puppy has been sick (he’s okay) since 1am and we are both so tired. we are setting up 5hr shifts to take turns sleeping. turbo did a good job at the vet.
3 month old 25 pound black labbish puppy lying down completely sideways on linoleum floor
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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he will not walk
12 week old lab mix puppy lying down in a patch of grass and munching on the blades 12 week old lab mix lying down in the grass and munching on the blades in a second location 12 week old lab mix puppy lying down in the grass and munching on the blades in a third location
August 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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i wish that working in tech meant that i could use nap pods. this guy is getting me up so early
Fluffy black lab puppy lying down but turning his head to look at his butt Fluffy black lab puppy with his head and upper body under a dog mat that he’s supposed to be on top of
August 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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found out about a really cursed book today
A red book cover with an imposing all caps title in a serif font that tells you that this is a serious book: MACHIAVELLI FOR WOMEN. Below, the subtitle reads “Defend Your Worth, Grow Your Ambition, and Win the Workplace” in a friendly sans serif font that tells you that this is actually just your average self help schlock.
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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new family member :)
a black lab mix puppy in a big cone, sitting nicely and smiling with his tongue out. Two hands are touching out to pet him The same black lab mix puppy sleeping on his one on top of a towel instead of on the dog bed right next to his head
August 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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if you recognize this, i hope you sleep well tonight <3
The “Love Your Look” toy makeup kit with plastic eyeshadow, foundation, lipstick, and more. There is a card with a face that is half orange labeled “warm color: day look” and half blue labeled “cool color: night look.” This kit is popular among ASMRtists
August 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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bf and i applied to adopt a dog and i think i will die if we don’t get him
black Labrador looking little puppy dog sitting in the ground with a blank expression looking at the camera. his ears are big and floppy. his front legs are played out in front of him Black Labrador looking little puppy dog smiling while being held in someone’s arms. he looks relaxed and so so so cute
August 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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yesss visit the obama gas station
statues of barack and michelle obama holding hands and waving to the camera in front of a sign that says “barack obama plaza” and a circle k gas station
July 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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my unqualified guess lol
June 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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shuffled 10 minutes to the nearest other business with a restroom so i didn’t have to pay to go in the nearby starbucks
thumbnail of an Elliot Sang YouTube video titled “Solidarity is supposed to be hard” (I haven’t watched this video i just thought the title applied)
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM