Lydia Scratch - Sweary Midlife Coach
@coachlydia.bsky.social
I'm a Sweary Midlife coach who helps women flourish in the suckitude that can be midlife.
I use tools from Stoicism to help you become the woman you are. Book a free consult at https://flourish-in-midlife.com
Also yesyouhaveaproblem.com
I use tools from Stoicism to help you become the woman you are. Book a free consult at https://flourish-in-midlife.com
Also yesyouhaveaproblem.com
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February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Business in the front.
Party in the back.
Party in the back.
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Business in the front.
Party in the back.
Party in the back.
The hold on attention is over three years on Libby.
I'm screwed.
I'm screwed.
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The hold on attention is over three years on Libby.
I'm screwed.
I'm screwed.
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i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i hold no love for Mark Carney but even I've gotta have sympathy for the dude when I imagine his aide being like "sir, the president thinks you own the whole bridge and you're being mean about it" and him having to put down his copy of The Economist to make the dumbest phone call of all time
This quote from the article: "Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada said he had a call with Mr. Trump on Tuesday and explained that Canada paid for the bridge, though it will share ownership with Michigan."
is giving heavy Michael Scott energy...
youtu.be/xpewx-wk85E
is giving heavy Michael Scott energy...
youtu.be/xpewx-wk85E
The surplus- the office- “explain this to me like I’m five”. #theoffice #thesurplus #stevecarrell
YouTube video by ReelGems
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February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This quote from the article: "Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada said he had a call with Mr. Trump on Tuesday and explained that Canada paid for the bridge, though it will share ownership with Michigan."
is giving heavy Michael Scott energy...
youtu.be/xpewx-wk85E
is giving heavy Michael Scott energy...
youtu.be/xpewx-wk85E
It really is exquisitely prescient that the bridge was named the Gordie Howe International Bridge in 2015, given that Gordie Howe is the source of the phrase "elbows up".
So yeah, #ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
So yeah, #ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It really is exquisitely prescient that the bridge was named the Gordie Howe International Bridge in 2015, given that Gordie Howe is the source of the phrase "elbows up".
So yeah, #ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
So yeah, #ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
My kids tease me relentlessly when I do this.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
My kids tease me relentlessly when I do this.
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Notice Tim Scott said it was "the most racist thing he's seen out of this White House."
That implies he's seen other racist things and kept quiet.
That implies he's seen other racist things and kept quiet.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Notice Tim Scott said it was "the most racist thing he's seen out of this White House."
That implies he's seen other racist things and kept quiet.
That implies he's seen other racist things and kept quiet.
At a minimum, this will happen.
Move over Lincoln statue!!
Move over Lincoln statue!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
At a minimum, this will happen.
Move over Lincoln statue!!
Move over Lincoln statue!!
Ah.... The old false dichotomy argument.
Fuck them. There is a lot of space between the two extremes.
Canada is doing just fine with something in the middle of authoritarian evil and wide-open borders.
#ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
Fuck them. There is a lot of space between the two extremes.
Canada is doing just fine with something in the middle of authoritarian evil and wide-open borders.
#ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ah.... The old false dichotomy argument.
Fuck them. There is a lot of space between the two extremes.
Canada is doing just fine with something in the middle of authoritarian evil and wide-open borders.
#ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
Fuck them. There is a lot of space between the two extremes.
Canada is doing just fine with something in the middle of authoritarian evil and wide-open borders.
#ElbowsUp motherfuckers.
Like, I had to re-read the quote.
I thought he was talking about ICE making your communities dangerous.
And said with a straight face.
I thought he was talking about ICE making your communities dangerous.
And said with a straight face.
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Like, I had to re-read the quote.
I thought he was talking about ICE making your communities dangerous.
And said with a straight face.
I thought he was talking about ICE making your communities dangerous.
And said with a straight face.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
"What if"?
They most *certainly* have both better emotional regulation AND object permanence than I do.
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They most *certainly* have both better emotional regulation AND object permanence than I do.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"What if"?
They most *certainly* have both better emotional regulation AND object permanence than I do.
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They most *certainly* have both better emotional regulation AND object permanence than I do.
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The ranking of the threats is even more revealing (same survey).
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The ranking of the threats is even more revealing (same survey).
Okay... This is a good start!
bsky.app/profile/adam...
bsky.app/profile/adam...
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Okay... This is a good start!
bsky.app/profile/adam...
bsky.app/profile/adam...
I kept drinking to punish myself for drinking.
I'm feeling much better now.
I'm feeling much better now.
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I kept drinking to punish myself for drinking.
I'm feeling much better now.
I'm feeling much better now.