GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY IN T-TOWN VERSUS THOSE NO GOOD CAJUNS FROM LSU BUT ALSO ITS BAMA BASKETBALL GAMEDAY THIS MORNING AGAINST #5 ST JOHNS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN TRULY A SMORGASBORD OF BAMA SPORTS TODAY DO NOT WASTE YOUR CHANCE TO SAY ROLL TIDE TODAY TWICE AS OFTEN AS USUSAL #RTR #RTR

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AGAINST A TEAM THAT IS NOT RED ADJACENT IN THE SLIGHTEST LISTEN UP FOLKS THESE NO GOOD DOG GONE PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR SECONDARY COLOR TO BLUE AFTER WE HAND THESE BLACK AND GOLD WANNABES THEIR FIRST LOSS OF THR SEASON GIMME #BAMA BY A HUNNERD

Assembling my CPAP in a hotel room like an assassin, staring out at the restaurant across the street where I see people who also definitely have a CPAP it's like John Wick everybody's packin out here

GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY #BAMA MIGHT ONE DAY PLAY A TEAM THAT ISNT RED BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY NAY WOE BE UNTO THE SPECULATORS WHO DOUBTED THE TIDE WHICH SHALL ROLLETH TWEEN THEIR HEDGES AND DROWNETH THOSE WEEDS AS WE TEACHETH THE BULLDOGS HOWETH TO BEHAVETH LIKE THE BEHEMOTH THAT WE ARE #RollTide

GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY WE GOT SOME MORE RED ON CRIMSON CRIME THIS MORNING AS THE WISCONSIN BADGERS COME DOWN TO T-TOWN FOR A BUTT WHOOPIN AFTER ALL THEY AINT CALLED THE GOODGERS WE GON PASS OVER EM LIKE THERES BLOOD ON THEIR DOOR AND RUN THROUGH THEM LIKE THE SWISS CHEESE THEY ADORE #RTR

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AGAINST THE WARHAWKS WHO GONE BE LOOKING LIKE PEACE DOVES WAVING A WHITE FLAG BY THE FOURTH QUARTER EVEN IF THEY OBJECTIVELY HAVE SOME OF THE DOPEST HELMETS ON THEIR SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI #BAMA AND OUR CLASSIC LOOK SHALL DOMINATE THESE SUNBELT SLOPS INTO DUST #RTR

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AND I KNOW YALL BEEN WAITIN ON THIS ONE AND BY ONE I MEAN MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS OF HOOTIN HOLLERIN YELLOW HAMMER FUELED VERBAL GLUTTONY REFLECTING A RIGHTEOUS INTENSITY WHICH CAN ONLY BE SUMMONED WHEN A CRIMSON TIDE KICKER’S TOE CONNECTS WITH PERFECTLY TANNED LEATHER #RTR

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GET THE HELL UP IT’S GAMEDAY VERSUS THOSE NO GOOD CHEATIN’ WOLVERINES FROM MICHIGAN COMING DOWN SOUTH TO LOSE THEIR BOWL GAME IN A STADIUM FINELY EQUIPPED WITH A PIRATE SHIP I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO REMIND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU THAT BREAKFAST BEER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BEER OF THE DAY #RTR

GET THE HELL UP