Quotations from the office
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Unattributed quotes of wisdom from within a specific postal code area
Is your face a password?
May 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Is your face a password?
Uptime Korma?
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Uptime Korma?
I've just got an email from my kids teacher to bring in a potato
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I've just got an email from my kids teacher to bring in a potato
Gaddafi was a bit more niche
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Gaddafi was a bit more niche
Apart from noncing and killing each other what have the Royal Family actually done?
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Apart from noncing and killing each other what have the Royal Family actually done?
Are you comparing yourself to one person who dressed as a Nazi and another who was a nonce?
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Are you comparing yourself to one person who dressed as a Nazi and another who was a nonce?
I can honestly say I never wanked over a Queen.
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I can honestly say I never wanked over a Queen.
My name's Danny Dyer and I'm about to meet Britain's Hardest Basslines.
April 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My name's Danny Dyer and I'm about to meet Britain's Hardest Basslines.
You shouldn't echo chamber, it might not be a string.
March 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You shouldn't echo chamber, it might not be a string.
Oh my god, if you jump off the cliffs at Dover for a brief moment you'd be in the future.
February 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oh my god, if you jump off the cliffs at Dover for a brief moment you'd be in the future.
The Nazis, I'd be like LOL
February 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Nazis, I'd be like LOL
If I get a sniff of World War 3, I'll be round yours in your shower.
February 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If I get a sniff of World War 3, I'll be round yours in your shower.
I want to weaponise crumpets
February 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I want to weaponise crumpets
The C-section on the Indian flag
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The C-section on the Indian flag
I watch a lot of snake milking videos
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I watch a lot of snake milking videos
One end for eating, one end for fucking
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
One end for eating, one end for fucking
Any vegetable can be a dick
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Any vegetable can be a dick
The dick veg.
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The dick veg.
I find the size of the box challenging
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I find the size of the box challenging
I can't wait til they take Palestine
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can't wait til they take Palestine
No one wants apple spatter
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
No one wants apple spatter
You've never seen a man cut an apple?
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You've never seen a man cut an apple?
I'm one touch away from being gay
February 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm one touch away from being gay
shall I pull it out and put it back in, wahey....it's valentine's soon
February 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
shall I pull it out and put it back in, wahey....it's valentine's soon
millions of pounds ruined because someone thought it was a good idea to eat salsa nachos
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
millions of pounds ruined because someone thought it was a good idea to eat salsa nachos