Paul the Octopus
@co-xy.bsky.social
PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
11k last season
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“I got sick of Sarr scoring midweek, then blanking in the league, so I took a -4 for Enzo instead”
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I got sick of Sarr scoring midweek, then blanking in the league, so I took a -4 for Enzo instead”
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Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Slow progress this week. The ranks are really close together.
Gotta keep chipping away.
Here’s hoping for genuine updates from Moyes and Arteta 😂
Never seen such drama since Janine Butcher pushed Barry off that cliff
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never seen such drama since Janine Butcher pushed Barry off that cliff
3FT 💨
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
3FT 💨
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Triple Palace come in for what could be triple pain if they can’t manage the schedule.
I really wanted Bryan but he will likely wait until gwk 12.
GL all 🤞
Posting this version so you can’t see how hideous my actual bench boost was.
Review told me to bench Gvardiol so I’ll tell the Grandkids that I did!
Ranks are very varied because of the chip swings. Ignore the noise and enjoy the break #FPL
Review told me to bench Gvardiol so I’ll tell the Grandkids that I did!
Ranks are very varied because of the chip swings. Ignore the noise and enjoy the break #FPL
October 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Posting this version so you can’t see how hideous my actual bench boost was.
Review told me to bench Gvardiol so I’ll tell the Grandkids that I did!
Ranks are very varied because of the chip swings. Ignore the noise and enjoy the break #FPL
Review told me to bench Gvardiol so I’ll tell the Grandkids that I did!
Ranks are very varied because of the chip swings. Ignore the noise and enjoy the break #FPL
Virgin Media is just about watchable this week 🤣 🤦♂️
Loads of players look like they’ve been on holiday with no sun cream.
Bob Sanchez is on fire …
Loads of players look like they’ve been on holiday with no sun cream.
Bob Sanchez is on fire …
August 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Virgin Media is just about watchable this week 🤣 🤦♂️
Loads of players look like they’ve been on holiday with no sun cream.
Bob Sanchez is on fire …
Loads of players look like they’ve been on holiday with no sun cream.
Bob Sanchez is on fire …
Virgin Media. Don’t go there folks 🤦♂️
August 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Virgin Media. Don’t go there folks 🤦♂️
Here’s where I’m at 3 days before the deadline
Good practice for the new UI crashing on deadline day 😂
Good practice for the new UI crashing on deadline day 😂
August 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Here’s where I’m at 3 days before the deadline
Good practice for the new UI crashing on deadline day 😂
Good practice for the new UI crashing on deadline day 😂
