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The Conservative Patriarch
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Patriot 🇺🇸 Conservative 💪 Dad 👨‍👧‍👦 Husband 💍 Christ follower ✝️ Craft beer lover 🍺 Living with grit & grace
💥 When diplomacy turns into dust! Watch Trump offer the Ayatollah some Vitamin B2 after we took out those nuclear facilities! 😂🎉 Paired with the ultimate victory vibe—‘Sweet Victory’ by David Glen Eisley. Drop a 🕺 if you’re dancing to this win! #Trump #Ayatollah #VictoryDance #VitaminB2
June 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
As Iran’s third-string military leader steps up to the plate, suddenly that bat feels a lot heavier and the sky looks a little too quiet. After watching the last two “all-stars” get vaporized, he’s not so much ready to swing as he is praying for rain… or at least a transfer to desk duty in Tehran.
June 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
😂🤣
June 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
🔥 “We lost the working class to a billionaire.” 🔥
But wait until you hear what this Democrat really thinks behind the scenes. Hypocrisy hits harder when it’s served with a smile.
#PoliticalTheater #DemocratDecoded #ElitesExposed #2024Elections #WorkingClassWoke
June 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
💥 They say it’s about “community,” but we all know it’s about CONTROL. 💸🎭 Watch this “heartfelt” speech unravel one smug secret at a time…👇 #Exposed #MidtermMadness #PoliticalTheater #SheepToTheSlaughter #BehindThePodium #SatireWithTeeth
June 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM