CM Venom
@cmvenom.bsky.social
Maestro of the headbutt, former "sexually suggestive" Six Flags scareactor, probably top 5% on WWF No Mercy for the N64, only conservative with the use of white pepper
Just dropping in to say fuck Bezos, and fuck the Washington Post.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just dropping in to say fuck Bezos, and fuck the Washington Post.
I’ll take the Bears alone in first place for a while. Certainly hasn’t been a boring season.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’ll take the Bears alone in first place for a while. Certainly hasn’t been a boring season.
Hot damn, 18mm is pretty big.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hot damn, 18mm is pretty big.
T-minus two hours till Halsey.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
T-minus two hours till Halsey.
Barium? Hardly knew ‘im.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Barium? Hardly knew ‘im.
Demolition’s entrance music was so fucking good.
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Demolition’s entrance music was so fucking good.
It’s a Thursday, and I just made a batch of whipped cream for no other reason than I could.
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s a Thursday, and I just made a batch of whipped cream for no other reason than I could.
Smart work on my part adding a Thursday to make that four day stretch a little bit wilder.
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Smart work on my part adding a Thursday to make that four day stretch a little bit wilder.
"I just need seventy bucks..."
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I just need seventy bucks..."
Bears and Panthers wins, a Packers loss…is it too much to hope for the Chiefs to shit the bed tonight?
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bears and Panthers wins, a Packers loss…is it too much to hope for the Chiefs to shit the bed tonight?
Cancelled, and told them exactly why.
September 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Cancelled, and told them exactly why.
I mean, that’s certainly standing by your statements and convictions.
September 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I mean, that’s certainly standing by your statements and convictions.
Sure, things aren’t fully great sometimes, but at least I don’t have a kid about to enter a Florida public school.
September 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sure, things aren’t fully great sometimes, but at least I don’t have a kid about to enter a Florida public school.
This PLE brought to you by Riyadh Season And A Casual Reminder That 15 Of The 19 Hijackers Were Saudi
August 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This PLE brought to you by Riyadh Season And A Casual Reminder That 15 Of The 19 Hijackers Were Saudi
Obligatory “it’s just preseason” shit aside, I think the Bears looked very crisp last night. There was a speed and urgency I haven’t seen from that team in quite some time.
August 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Obligatory “it’s just preseason” shit aside, I think the Bears looked very crisp last night. There was a speed and urgency I haven’t seen from that team in quite some time.
Unbelievably, this NFL preshow is still talking about the Browns.
August 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unbelievably, this NFL preshow is still talking about the Browns.
Shalla-Bal’s herald speech has become one of my favorite MCU scenes.
July 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Shalla-Bal’s herald speech has become one of my favorite MCU scenes.
“Let’s go out to the Nation” is a really good way to get me to switch over to 80s on 8 or something.
July 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Let’s go out to the Nation” is a really good way to get me to switch over to 80s on 8 or something.
Putting in earbuds that were sitting in the hot car is an interesting experience.
July 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Putting in earbuds that were sitting in the hot car is an interesting experience.
I’ll obviously reserve full judgment until I ride it, but Test Track 3.0 looks pretty good.
June 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ll obviously reserve full judgment until I ride it, but Test Track 3.0 looks pretty good.
My Dig Dug skills are subpar tonight.
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My Dig Dug skills are subpar tonight.
Stardust Racers looking great as everyone runs past it to get to BatM at rope drop.
June 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Stardust Racers looking great as everyone runs past it to get to BatM at rope drop.
“You’re going to watch this Katherine Hepburn movie from 1938, and you’re going to like it.”
June 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“You’re going to watch this Katherine Hepburn movie from 1938, and you’re going to like it.”
Watching the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Vegas just debuted pretty high on the list of things I’ll never do.
May 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Watching the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Vegas just debuted pretty high on the list of things I’ll never do.
Rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and the biggest factor in Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side is that he’s a fucking idiot.
May 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and the biggest factor in Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side is that he’s a fucking idiot.