Mather Stickley
@cmontyburns.bsky.social
Rated PG-13 for Sci-Fi Monster Action/Violence
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did bill gates name Microsoft after his penis lolololol
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
did bill gates name Microsoft after his penis lolololol
Tip I give younger folks: determine what your time is worth and hold to it! For example the time I save not brushing my teeth is far greater than the increase in time spent at dentist.
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tip I give younger folks: determine what your time is worth and hold to it! For example the time I save not brushing my teeth is far greater than the increase in time spent at dentist.
Gone with the Wind, Casablanca, Empire Strikes Back, Akira
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Gone with the Wind, Casablanca, Empire Strikes Back, Akira
“That’s how I rock an eggplant - Rollatini that is!”
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“That’s how I rock an eggplant - Rollatini that is!”
“Don’t be a hero. Use a nonstick pan.” - Chef Bobby Flay
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Don’t be a hero. Use a nonstick pan.” - Chef Bobby Flay
I’m sorry but as a grave digger I have to wince when I hear the term “six feet under.” Industry standard is 7ft and has been for decades lol.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m sorry but as a grave digger I have to wince when I hear the term “six feet under.” Industry standard is 7ft and has been for decades lol.
If I was Ant Man I’d shrink down and catch those little Toy Story fuckers when they come to life
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I was Ant Man I’d shrink down and catch those little Toy Story fuckers when they come to life
So all of the fugees have committed some level of financial fraud ???
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So all of the fugees have committed some level of financial fraud ???
Shit or get off the pot? What, you’ve never had constipation?
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Shit or get off the pot? What, you’ve never had constipation?
Is it the killer bees that make the spicy honey
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Is it the killer bees that make the spicy honey
The towel industry is drying up
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The towel industry is drying up
At least I can finally enjoy the curb episodes where Larry treats Cheryl like shit
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
At least I can finally enjoy the curb episodes where Larry treats Cheryl like shit
You ever open your dishwasher before it’s finished and it kinda feels like walking in on someone in the bathroom
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You ever open your dishwasher before it’s finished and it kinda feels like walking in on someone in the bathroom
I guess you could say Hobbes thought obscenity was the mother of convention lmao
August 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I guess you could say Hobbes thought obscenity was the mother of convention lmao
I don’t mind the store bought version but man in the summer as a kid nothing was better than my grandmas homemade diet coke.
August 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don’t mind the store bought version but man in the summer as a kid nothing was better than my grandmas homemade diet coke.
I guess god was the originator of the “me, myself and I” comeback with the holy trinity
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I guess god was the originator of the “me, myself and I” comeback with the holy trinity
Everyone told me wearing two different sneakers as a fashion choice wouldn’t work.
August 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Everyone told me wearing two different sneakers as a fashion choice wouldn’t work.
My favorite episode of Full House was when Little Richard told Joey to shut up.
August 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My favorite episode of Full House was when Little Richard told Joey to shut up.
Fun fact in accordance with his final wishes Billy Mays had his ashes scattered into several hundred tubs of OxiClean
August 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fun fact in accordance with his final wishes Billy Mays had his ashes scattered into several hundred tubs of OxiClean
Idk why bartenders always look at me funny when I put in my standard drink order (5 individual shots of crème de menthe)
August 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Idk why bartenders always look at me funny when I put in my standard drink order (5 individual shots of crème de menthe)
Old Macdonald legally changed his name to Old Mac ?
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Old Macdonald legally changed his name to Old Mac ?
My favorite book, song, movie, and food is Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My favorite book, song, movie, and food is Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
Hey it’s not all doom and gloom they’re picking a new child to be Dalai Lama that’s neat right
July 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey it’s not all doom and gloom they’re picking a new child to be Dalai Lama that’s neat right
Shouldn’t vultures be the ones called bald eagles?? Jk bald used to mean “white spot” (already knew this did not need to look it up)
July 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Shouldn’t vultures be the ones called bald eagles?? Jk bald used to mean “white spot” (already knew this did not need to look it up)
Ok I’ll admit it: I have been scared of my own shadow.
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ok I’ll admit it: I have been scared of my own shadow.