Chad 😼😼
@cmhoffman.bsky.social
NYC adjacent lollygagger, movie buff, avid reader, and occasional writer! Proud 🏳️🌈 and mental health advocate 💚
I wonder if it’ll go to Jacqueline Follet
Anna Wintour is stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue after 37 years, WWD reports.
June 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wonder if it’ll go to Jacqueline Follet
Bring Her Back left a dread so ancient inside of me
June 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bring Her Back left a dread so ancient inside of me
And sometimes you wake up at 4am and plot out the first three chapters of a new book before you’ve even started editing your first finished manuscript #writing
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And sometimes you wake up at 4am and plot out the first three chapters of a new book before you’ve even started editing your first finished manuscript #writing
Reposted by Chad 😼😼
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
Sometimes I remember that Michelle Pfeiffer doesn’t have an Oscar and that Christina Hendricks never won an Emmy for Mad Men and I get really sad
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes I remember that Michelle Pfeiffer doesn’t have an Oscar and that Christina Hendricks never won an Emmy for Mad Men and I get really sad
Back to reality (Sunday night without The White Lotus)
April 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Back to reality (Sunday night without The White Lotus)
Fun Fact: a fan theory not happening is not a “plot hole” or “unresolved plot line”
April 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fun Fact: a fan theory not happening is not a “plot hole” or “unresolved plot line”
I know this makes me sound incredibly pretentious, but it’s absolutely devastating that Severance is airing during a point of such abysmal media literacy because some of these finale reactions are so incredibly upsetting
March 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know this makes me sound incredibly pretentious, but it’s absolutely devastating that Severance is airing during a point of such abysmal media literacy because some of these finale reactions are so incredibly upsetting
I just spelled “I’m intrigued” so badly that my phone autocorrected it to “I’m onigiri”
March 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just spelled “I’m intrigued” so badly that my phone autocorrected it to “I’m onigiri”
Unfortunately I underestimated how much of my mental health was riding on Demi Moore winning an Oscar
March 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Unfortunately I underestimated how much of my mental health was riding on Demi Moore winning an Oscar
Calling in “Demi Moore didn’t win the Oscar” to work tomorrow
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Calling in “Demi Moore didn’t win the Oscar” to work tomorrow
I don’t understand how we as a society let Pamela Anderson’s Barb Wire flop
March 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t understand how we as a society let Pamela Anderson’s Barb Wire flop
The world is a very scary place right now, but it’s incredibly comforting to be in my little kitchen making Japanese curry using the same ingredients all of the people in Japan used 12 hours ago to make their own Japanese curry. We’re all so connected and that will always be our power.
February 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The world is a very scary place right now, but it’s incredibly comforting to be in my little kitchen making Japanese curry using the same ingredients all of the people in Japan used 12 hours ago to make their own Japanese curry. We’re all so connected and that will always be our power.
No that’s my emotional support afternoon tablespoon of peanut butter straight from the jar
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No that’s my emotional support afternoon tablespoon of peanut butter straight from the jar
I just told my husband I didn’t feel like working today and he told me I had to learn to “embrace my work day” so I think it’s time to change the Apple TV password and take Severance away
February 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I just told my husband I didn’t feel like working today and he told me I had to learn to “embrace my work day” so I think it’s time to change the Apple TV password and take Severance away
I think my favorite part of The White Lotus last night was when Parker Posey told her husband not to worry cause she took a Lorazepam and then MY husband turned to me and asked if I was on that, too
February 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think my favorite part of The White Lotus last night was when Parker Posey told her husband not to worry cause she took a Lorazepam and then MY husband turned to me and asked if I was on that, too
Oh wow, another horror movie with an inaccurate depiction of mental illness that demonizes treatment through medication. I’m glad I was sitting down.
February 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh wow, another horror movie with an inaccurate depiction of mental illness that demonizes treatment through medication. I’m glad I was sitting down.
Omw to get an AMC Diet Coke 🙏🏻🙏🏻
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Omw to get an AMC Diet Coke 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Finally worked up the courage to watch the finale of Midnight Mass (it took three years - it’s the Catholic trauma of it all) and now I’m just sitting on my couch ugly crying because of @katesiegel.bsky.social’s final monologue
February 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Finally worked up the courage to watch the finale of Midnight Mass (it took three years - it’s the Catholic trauma of it all) and now I’m just sitting on my couch ugly crying because of @katesiegel.bsky.social’s final monologue
Thinking about the time I got so upset that Jennifer Coolidge died on The White Lotus that I talked about it in therapy for twenty five minutes
January 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thinking about the time I got so upset that Jennifer Coolidge died on The White Lotus that I talked about it in therapy for twenty five minutes
Really need to double down on what brings me joy (starting with carving out time to write) because the last 24 hours have been… rough 🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️
January 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Really need to double down on what brings me joy (starting with carving out time to write) because the last 24 hours have been… rough 🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️
Take care of yourself 💋💋 (in case you didn’t know, The Substance is back in theaters)
January 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Take care of yourself 💋💋 (in case you didn’t know, The Substance is back in theaters)
Thinking about Pride & Prejudice (2005)
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January 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thinking about Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Cher should’ve gotten her second Oscar for Burlesque and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on
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January 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Cher should’ve gotten her second Oscar for Burlesque and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on