e.g. Alice Lastname
@cmheinous.bsky.social
I’m no one. A figment of your imagination.
Fair enough. Your excitement is justified and approved by this random internet idiot.
April 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fair enough. Your excitement is justified and approved by this random internet idiot.
Dude. The Nats just beat the Dodgers - twice. I also enjoy the Cubs but let’s take a chill pill.
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dude. The Nats just beat the Dodgers - twice. I also enjoy the Cubs but let’s take a chill pill.
If Villanova calls, he is going to say “beep beep” and leave in a cloud of smoke like Road Runner.
March 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If Villanova calls, he is going to say “beep beep” and leave in a cloud of smoke like Road Runner.
Can’t wait to see how Odom does there. 😭😭😭
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can’t wait to see how Odom does there. 😭😭😭
I am a human version of the band Weezer. I am a weezer.
March 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am a human version of the band Weezer. I am a weezer.
Sweet - a list of places to avoid until April.
February 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sweet - a list of places to avoid until April.
Is this a negotiation? My demand is that you first acknowledge and bestow upon me the title of Meme Lord.
February 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is this a negotiation? My demand is that you first acknowledge and bestow upon me the title of Meme Lord.
“I’m telling you, I told them I didn’t want a Michelin star. It’s an albatross. No honest chef will tell you he wants one” said owner of local sandwich shop “Sandwiches” in the strip mall near this reporter’s house.
February 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“I’m telling you, I told them I didn’t want a Michelin star. It’s an albatross. No honest chef will tell you he wants one” said owner of local sandwich shop “Sandwiches” in the strip mall near this reporter’s house.
Read a lot about guys who flamed out early because they couldn’t accept their role as a bench player and cheerleader. Feels like Bones may be another victim of that syndrome.
February 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Read a lot about guys who flamed out early because they couldn’t accept their role as a bench player and cheerleader. Feels like Bones may be another victim of that syndrome.
That’s a nipple.
January 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That’s a nipple.
Awful awful decision by RPS. Just awful.
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Awful awful decision by RPS. Just awful.
Ok, Patrick.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
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January 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ok, Patrick.
This is also a comic about raising children.
January 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is also a comic about raising children.
Can't imagine what his teams will look like when Ace isn't there to just make things happen.
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Can't imagine what his teams will look like when Ace isn't there to just make things happen.
Oh it's gonna happen. And then Avula is going to be all:
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oh it's gonna happen. And then Avula is going to be all: