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Counselor Ryan Nanni is going to be extremely disappointed in this binding charitable pledge
a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this
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October 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A wise time to use his inheritance of touchdowns 🤘🏻

As a reward the lovely Ms. Pole Assassin Banks will be donating her pet monkey to appear as Abu for Arch’s Aladdin Halloween costume #NeverForget #OkayCoolHookEm
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Master of disguise
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
UCLA is undefeated since their coaching staff change, should they be ranked? 👀
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That’s an Arizona State Man
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They also have a solution to motivate the team
a young girl is standing in front of a wall of batteries and saying `` batteries '' .
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October 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Rihanna not schilling umbrella insurance policies is a missed opportunity
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That James Danklin got me going full Animorph
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pennsyltucky is going through a crisis of faith after the loss to UCLA
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Please remember that the booster who likely has the most sway in deciding to change coaches owns the Bills and Sabres - 0 Super Bowls, 0 Stanley Cups, 0 CFB titles.
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He returns to the coaching wilderness once more
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Within days, one of these two will pass away after countless hours fighting the hordes of deep dish, Chicago beef, and jibaritos.

In preemptive recognition of their sacrifice, Petey has been drinking Malort’s since he woke up.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A sniper and his spotter conducting reconnaissance on a potential deep dish pizza
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I personally love the managers dressing in uniform - just in case a player loses his belt and they need to go out there to fill in
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October 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM