Please don’t tell me this is where merkins come from.
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Please don’t tell me this is where merkins come from.
The Irish Star: “Hold my beer.“
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Irish Star: “Hold my beer.“
I hear the car chase scene is incredible.
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I hear the car chase scene is incredible.
I expect it will be less of a Golden Dome and more of a Bronze Slather.
May 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I expect it will be less of a Golden Dome and more of a Bronze Slather.
The “western alienation” narrative sounds more like 80% western exceptionalism and 17% persecution complex.
“We’re better than the rest of Canada and that’s why you hate us."
“We’re better than the rest of Canada and that’s why you hate us."
May 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The “western alienation” narrative sounds more like 80% western exceptionalism and 17% persecution complex.
“We’re better than the rest of Canada and that’s why you hate us."
“We’re better than the rest of Canada and that’s why you hate us."
Best. Epitaph. Ever.
May 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Best. Epitaph. Ever.
The very model of decorum and restraint, her majesty waited until she was on her death bed to play the “c” card.
May 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The very model of decorum and restraint, her majesty waited until she was on her death bed to play the “c” card.
The Sharknado cinematic universe continues to expand in surprising and creative ways.
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Sharknado cinematic universe continues to expand in surprising and creative ways.
No thanks. I’m trying to avoid transubstantiation fats!
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
No thanks. I’m trying to avoid transubstantiation fats!
In those pants, I can see both your innie and your outie.
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In those pants, I can see both your innie and your outie.
Because the world needs a new take on avocado toast.
April 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Because the world needs a new take on avocado toast.
That explains the stick up her butt.
April 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That explains the stick up her butt.
Don’t press the life alert. Just let me die in peace.
- my 401(k)
- my 401(k)
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Don’t press the life alert. Just let me die in peace.
- my 401(k)
- my 401(k)
Smart. Just get a refurbished V.I.C.I. (Voice Input Child Identicant), pronounced "Vicki.”
April 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Smart. Just get a refurbished V.I.C.I. (Voice Input Child Identicant), pronounced "Vicki.”
Pretty sure there’s more factual reporting in a single radical pamphlet then there is in a 24-hour news cycle on FOX News.
March 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pretty sure there’s more factual reporting in a single radical pamphlet then there is in a 24-hour news cycle on FOX News.
Hi, culturally stupid. I’m regular stupid. Who do I pay for a blue check mark of this site?
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hi, culturally stupid. I’m regular stupid. Who do I pay for a blue check mark of this site?