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Craig
@cmelhoff.bsky.social
There’s a #booksky and a #booktok, and a #booktube and a #bookstagram, but no #bookbook
July 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Society is more machine now than man—twisted and evil.
June 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Waiting for the US President’s announcement that asbestos insulation is now mandatory
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Discipline and Publish
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
By far the least realistic aspect of the Indiana Jones movies is the horde of students descending on him during office hours
March 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
One day Jeff Lynne and Bob Dylan will fight to the death and there will be a quickening. There can be only one Traveling Wilbury.
March 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The guy singing “Holly Jolly Christmas” is surprisingly cool with us all kissing his girlfriend.
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Have there been any non-Cricket or -Glick Jiminys?
December 13, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Are there cognitive benefits to living in the new Age of the Verification Code and briefly memorizing 6-digit numbers several times a day?
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Marking essays and thinking, yet again, about something @bcdreyer.bsky.social says about copy-editing work that I think of at least a few times a week: that so much of what I do involves pulling up commas over here and putting them back down over there.
November 13, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I’m really just a device for transferring coffee from pots to toilets.
November 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Getting tired of having to put money in the fucking swear jar
October 9, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It seems appropriate that the music in the KFC / Kraft Dinner sandwich ad is a requiem, what with all the dying and everything.
September 5, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This might get in the way of me finishing Proust.
August 3, 2024 at 1:17 PM