Chris Mehlman
cmehlman34.bsky.social
Chris Mehlman
@cmehlman34.bsky.social
I'm here because Noah told me to sign up. IG @the_mehlman_delivers
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sorry… after a month of acting as The Mehlman Privateer Consultancy, I have to write this.

Not included: SPONSORS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POWER NUMBERS. DON’T INCLUDE THEM ON YOUR PROPOSAL 😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Canvassing, where some things I love and some things I hate and fear come together
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reminder that corruption and authoritarian tendencies infiltrate every hierarchical organization at every level
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Buy my bike. Ridden for 9 months. 2024 Pivot Vault Force/XO1 size large. Added almost-new carbon wheels, new chainring and chain, new saddle, and Coefficient bars. Price negotiable for bluesky ppl only
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My high school English teacher just subscribed to my Substack. Pressure is on. Keep in mind my high school English classes were harder than college
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Is it cruel to recommend this?

cc @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Board: “we need some Young blood”
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So much going on with that sign
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’ve peaked 😅
August 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Almost there 🤣 strava.app.link/WGPkBrFZQVb
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I am under-qualified for this group ride
August 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Also leadville (20 seconds into the elite men’s race). You think they could close like…. The first mile?
August 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Leadville
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
20 years of doping, that’s
How
August 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Leadville is a very old race. Problem was it was bought by lifetime and now they have learned ppl will pay anything to do it (and unbound). You can pay $1250 extra for a guaranteed entry if you do the LT100 camp, on top of the camp entry. That is fucking insane
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One friend is trying to get into the Leadville 100 elite corral (now above gold corral). You have to apply. He's been to world champs multiple times & is stronger than most U23 riders in the elite corral, but they expect he's top 5'd XCM World Cups to get in (almost none of LTGP ppl could do this) 🤦‍♂️
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
📍🇬🇧
📆 September
July 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Velocio Northeast now sponsored by Santini 🤦‍♂️
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ummm... pretty sure no object is ever "perfectly aero," unless you're grading TT positions on a curve, I guess
July 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Modeling: my next career 🤣
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
$6 million budget for 6 years according to one friend. Seen this before…
June 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Joe wrote this piece, and while I know it’s going to piss some people off, I agree. I was quoted in there saying the following, and I 100% stand by it

www.cyclingweekly.com/gravel/opini...
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
PSA these pliers are the 🐐
May 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
IYKYK 🤩🤩
April 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM