Chris Mehlman
@cmehlman34.bsky.social
I'm here because Noah told me to sign up. IG @the_mehlman_delivers
Sorry… after a month of acting as The Mehlman Privateer Consultancy, I have to write this.
Not included: SPONSORS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POWER NUMBERS. DON’T INCLUDE THEM ON YOUR PROPOSAL 😭😭
Not included: SPONSORS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POWER NUMBERS. DON’T INCLUDE THEM ON YOUR PROPOSAL 😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sorry… after a month of acting as The Mehlman Privateer Consultancy, I have to write this.
Not included: SPONSORS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POWER NUMBERS. DON’T INCLUDE THEM ON YOUR PROPOSAL 😭😭
Not included: SPONSORS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POWER NUMBERS. DON’T INCLUDE THEM ON YOUR PROPOSAL 😭😭
Canvassing, where some things I love and some things I hate and fear come together
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Canvassing, where some things I love and some things I hate and fear come together
Reminder that corruption and authoritarian tendencies infiltrate every hierarchical organization at every level
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Reminder that corruption and authoritarian tendencies infiltrate every hierarchical organization at every level
Buy my bike. Ridden for 9 months. 2024 Pivot Vault Force/XO1 size large. Added almost-new carbon wheels, new chainring and chain, new saddle, and Coefficient bars. Price negotiable for bluesky ppl only
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Buy my bike. Ridden for 9 months. 2024 Pivot Vault Force/XO1 size large. Added almost-new carbon wheels, new chainring and chain, new saddle, and Coefficient bars. Price negotiable for bluesky ppl only
My high school English teacher just subscribed to my Substack. Pressure is on. Keep in mind my high school English classes were harder than college
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My high school English teacher just subscribed to my Substack. Pressure is on. Keep in mind my high school English classes were harder than college
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Board: “we need some Young blood”
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Board: “we need some Young blood”
So much going on with that sign
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
So much going on with that sign
Almost there 🤣 strava.app.link/WGPkBrFZQVb
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Almost there 🤣 strava.app.link/WGPkBrFZQVb
I am under-qualified for this group ride
August 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am under-qualified for this group ride
Also leadville (20 seconds into the elite men’s race). You think they could close like…. The first mile?
August 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Also leadville (20 seconds into the elite men’s race). You think they could close like…. The first mile?
20 years of doping, that’s
How
How
August 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
20 years of doping, that’s
How
How
Leadville is a very old race. Problem was it was bought by lifetime and now they have learned ppl will pay anything to do it (and unbound). You can pay $1250 extra for a guaranteed entry if you do the LT100 camp, on top of the camp entry. That is fucking insane
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Leadville is a very old race. Problem was it was bought by lifetime and now they have learned ppl will pay anything to do it (and unbound). You can pay $1250 extra for a guaranteed entry if you do the LT100 camp, on top of the camp entry. That is fucking insane
One friend is trying to get into the Leadville 100 elite corral (now above gold corral). You have to apply. He's been to world champs multiple times & is stronger than most U23 riders in the elite corral, but they expect he's top 5'd XCM World Cups to get in (almost none of LTGP ppl could do this) 🤦♂️
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One friend is trying to get into the Leadville 100 elite corral (now above gold corral). You have to apply. He's been to world champs multiple times & is stronger than most U23 riders in the elite corral, but they expect he's top 5'd XCM World Cups to get in (almost none of LTGP ppl could do this) 🤦♂️
Velocio Northeast now sponsored by Santini 🤦♂️
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Velocio Northeast now sponsored by Santini 🤦♂️
ummm... pretty sure no object is ever "perfectly aero," unless you're grading TT positions on a curve, I guess
July 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ummm... pretty sure no object is ever "perfectly aero," unless you're grading TT positions on a curve, I guess
Modeling: my next career 🤣
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Modeling: my next career 🤣
$6 million budget for 6 years according to one friend. Seen this before…
June 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
$6 million budget for 6 years according to one friend. Seen this before…
Joe wrote this piece, and while I know it’s going to piss some people off, I agree. I was quoted in there saying the following, and I 100% stand by it
www.cyclingweekly.com/gravel/opini...
www.cyclingweekly.com/gravel/opini...
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Joe wrote this piece, and while I know it’s going to piss some people off, I agree. I was quoted in there saying the following, and I 100% stand by it
www.cyclingweekly.com/gravel/opini...
www.cyclingweekly.com/gravel/opini...
PSA these pliers are the 🐐
May 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
PSA these pliers are the 🐐
