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29yo gay poly trans girl
anarchist who doesn't know theory
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how the fuck did "tardis" wind up my most used word? did that brief time working on a minecraft modpack really take up that large a chunk of my overall posting?
a word cloud based on my bluesky account as gathered by anisota.net/harvest. the five largest, and thus most common, words used on this word cloud are: tardis, girlfriend, girlfriends, sleep, and money. also notably present are wish, boobs, void, dwarf, mercury, and migraine. ironically, one of the smallest words to still make the cloud is "size"
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
big bowl of pie filling
making this made me so hungry and i can't even eat it until it's in pie form tomorrow
a photo of a large light-blue plastic mixing bowl filled with chicken pot pie filling. carrots and green beans are clearly visible through the sauce, which camouflages the chicken, potatoes, and onions. a knife sharpener is partially visible in the background
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
this one took the fewest new words so far
that's one whole calvin and hobbes comic translated now
a photo of a translation of the last panel of the first ever Calvin and Hobbes comic into my conlang. the original text is "We're kind of stupid that way." an approximate pronunciation would be "tid thoi aumshee nook idaum eek a thaun djoiten." a more literal translation back to english would be "we are somewhat not smart in the that way."
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
fixed it on paper at least
a zoomed in section of the conlang text from the start of this thread. one character, representing a "k" sound, has been erased and replaced with another, representing a "ch" sound. this changes the word shown from "key" to "chee"
October 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
panel three! need to round out some of the more edge case rules, but i think i've done decently with this one...
a photo of a translation of panel three of the first ever Calvin and Hobbes comic into my conlang. the panel has two dialogue bubbles, so the first line is dedicated to the first one, and the rest is the second. the original text of the first line is "They like tuna fish, huh?" and the second is "Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich!" the pronunciation of the first line is approximately "eh key belshee ah jee toonehk, lau?" and the second is "ee felstree vul tem in oimp theem ahn ih toonehk sahnvee!" a more literal translation has the first line as "the they like the substance tuna, yes-or-no?" and the second would be "the tigers future-simple do an any thing for a tuna sandwich!"
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
panel two took a couple retries because i was forgetting rules about adverbs
a photo of a translation of the second panel of the first Calvin and Hobbes comic into my conlang. the original text is "I rigged a tuna fish sandwich yesterday, so I'm sure to have a tiger by now!" the approximate pronunciation of the translated text is "id dul thoogo klaajen ih toonek sahnvee, thuhch id thoi sawtihch ootch paz ih felstree aatch thoikro!" a more literal translation back to english would be "i past-simple yesterday rendered-trapped a tuna sandwich, thus i am certain to have a tiger at now!"
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
first attempt making my own pie crusts. could have used a bit more for the edges, so i'll adjust next time
photo of a pie sitting on a messy gas stove. the steam vents are arranged to form a smiley face with sun rays, and the edges are definitely fucked up. otherwise, the top crust looks pretty good, i'd say. decent golden brown
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
best newspaper comic ever made
a translation of the dialogue in the first panel of the first ever Calvin and Hobbes comic into my conlang. the original dialogue is "So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!" the (approximate) pronunciation of the translated text is "theechah, inpree! id hol vahdoo ooch aukip ahn ir felstree klaachet!" a more literal translation back to english would be "Goodbye, dad! I present-continuous go to check the my tiger trap!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
did it, finally
a screenshot of a search using a local instance of the search engine aggregator searxng. the search query is "normal thing to type" and the first two results are shown. the first result is a reddit post titled "does anyone else not know how to type like a normal person?" and was found by both google and startpage. the second result is for typingclub.com and was found by duckduckgo and brave. the response time for the search was 1.1 seconds. there are also several tabs for different types of results including images, videos, news, map, music, it, science, files, and social media. currently only the general results are displayed
September 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
look at bird
a photo of a large crow on a picnic table in a park looking over its shoulder a photo of a large crow on a picnic table in a park looking to the right in a regal pose
September 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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btw, look at my boobs! i have some
selfie of me, white woman with dark curly hair and glasses, standing topless in a hotel room and smiling
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
first haircut since 2019
selfie of me, white woman with shoulder-length curly hair, a black shirt, red cardigan, and glasses
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
went outside the other day
photo of me, a white trans woman with brown hair in corduroys and a light grey top, looking away from the camera at a cool tree with lots of very green plants around
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
been working on some hallways to extend off the tardis interior i picked in the mod i'm using. need to be able to branch off a bunch of farms and stuff
a minecraft screenshot of a potential tardis hallway with a polished deepslate floor, and snow walls broken up by polished basalt pillars and shroomlights with mangrove trapdoors. the end of the hallway opens to a void the same hallway as last picture from a different angle, showing an entranceway to a different hallway largely made of wood a view from the wooden hallway, showing spruce floors, stripped spruce pillars around doorways, and dark oak trapdoor walls. to the left is a storage room. ahead is the previous hallway. another doorway is to the right with no view inside. the ceiling is polished blackstone
July 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
i have tits and a van
a photo of my tits, close up and squashed together. i am laying in bed a close up picture of my face and cleavage as i lay in bed. dark brown hair, green eyes
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
look at this little guy
a bread clip with a twist-tie wrapped around the inside and bent to form two legs. it's standing tilted slightly left on an otherwise empty area of my desk
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
hehehheee
my girlfriends like my boobs
screenshot from the notifications of my bluesky account, showing the profile pictures of my girlfriends having liked a post of mine (in this case, a post of topless photos)
April 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
reminder that i have boobs. also my hair looks good today
topless selfie of me looking into the camera. white woman with dark brown curly hair, glasses, headphones, decently large breasts topless selfie of me squeezing my right breast and smiling. white woman with dark brown curly hair, glasses, headphones, decently large breasts topless selfie of me squeezing my left breast and slightly sticking my tongue out while smiling. white woman with dark brown curly hair, glasses, headphones, decently large breasts topless selfie of me supporting my right breast while looking into the camera and smiling slightly. white woman with dark brown curly hair, glasses, headphones, decently large breasts
April 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
how i look even having barely slept knowing i get to leave this cursed place for a few days
selfie of me actually genuinely smiling for once. white woman with dark brown curly hair, large round glasses, headphones, butterfly necklace, light grey top, plain blank walls in the background
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
couldn't get this out of my head after the last time i watched avatar
March 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
things kinda suck sometimes, but i've got boobs at least
a somewhat intentionally shitty selfie of me, white woman with dark hair and glasses, boobs out, tank top pulled up, one sleeve of my grey cardigan visible from my arm holding my boobs up a little, my face scrunched up in the shittiest little frown i know, eyes blank and uncaring. it's dark, and the background shows a pile of random stuff in front of my guitar, including some mail sitting on my long-unused bra
March 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
just out of the oven. pre-frosting
a photo of a freshly baked chocolate sheet cake sitting on a stovetop. frosting has not yet been applied. small indentations indicate the presence of chocolate chips
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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a bluesky search of "from:me i apologize" with one result: a post reading "my mom texted me to actually apologize for something. i really was not expecting that. i don't think she's ever apologized to me before" it was posted 3 months ago, and has one like
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
cmecau.bsky.social
made pancakes, so my girlfriend decided to make breakfast potatoes to go with them
a photo of a plate of pancakes and breakfast potatoes. the pancakes are topped with butter and maple syrup, while the potatoes are cubed and cooked in olive oil with garlic and Creole seasoning
March 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
cmecau.bsky.social
made it to bed
selfie of me from above, topless and laying in bed. white woman, dark brown hair strewn across a pillow, visible boobs
February 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM