cmdrcryptid
@cmdrcryptid.bsky.social
its going to be okay. but its going to be different.
you at any inconvenience:
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
you at any inconvenience:
STEAM MACHINES ARE BACKKKKKK YES
everyone say thank you to xi3 for starting the wave like a decade ago
everyone say thank you to xi3 for starting the wave like a decade ago
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
STEAM MACHINES ARE BACKKKKKK YES
everyone say thank you to xi3 for starting the wave like a decade ago
everyone say thank you to xi3 for starting the wave like a decade ago
and hes RIGHT. hes CORRECT
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
and hes RIGHT. hes CORRECT
if the OG portable nvidia shield came out today it would have went CRAZY
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if the OG portable nvidia shield came out today it would have went CRAZY
teenage engineering announces the FREE TING
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
teenage engineering announces the FREE TING
there's peak if you keep digging ⛏️
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
there's peak if you keep digging ⛏️
"they had haywyre do a hopes & dreams remix" WHAT?
October 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"they had haywyre do a hopes & dreams remix" WHAT?
there are too many buttons on the MPC live 3. come on man thats like an absurd amount of buttons
October 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
there are too many buttons on the MPC live 3. come on man thats like an absurd amount of buttons
hold on. i must consult my council of extraordinary creatures and gentlemen before moving any further
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hold on. i must consult my council of extraordinary creatures and gentlemen before moving any further
im crying. cant take you seriously, why do you look like that???
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
im crying. cant take you seriously, why do you look like that???
someone has to tell skylynx that he looks a little bit stupid. someone has to let him know that
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
someone has to tell skylynx that he looks a little bit stupid. someone has to let him know that
>hungry in the train station
>ask the information desk if their food is real or dunkin donuts
>she doesnt understand
>pull out detailed diagram explaining what is real food and what is dunkin donuts
>she laughs and says "its good food, sir"
>i look for food
>its dunkin donuts
>ask the information desk if their food is real or dunkin donuts
>she doesnt understand
>pull out detailed diagram explaining what is real food and what is dunkin donuts
>she laughs and says "its good food, sir"
>i look for food
>its dunkin donuts
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
>hungry in the train station
>ask the information desk if their food is real or dunkin donuts
>she doesnt understand
>pull out detailed diagram explaining what is real food and what is dunkin donuts
>she laughs and says "its good food, sir"
>i look for food
>its dunkin donuts
>ask the information desk if their food is real or dunkin donuts
>she doesnt understand
>pull out detailed diagram explaining what is real food and what is dunkin donuts
>she laughs and says "its good food, sir"
>i look for food
>its dunkin donuts
*looks knowingly at audience* those were vastly different times.
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*looks knowingly at audience* those were vastly different times.
i cant even explain how wild this twist was to me the first time i saw it. its not hinted at, there's a red herring, & then it just. HAPPENS
its GENIUS
its GENIUS
September 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i cant even explain how wild this twist was to me the first time i saw it. its not hinted at, there's a red herring, & then it just. HAPPENS
its GENIUS
its GENIUS
mfw i start seeing locked doors above rank 5
September 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
mfw i start seeing locked doors above rank 5
holy shit he actually looks MASSIVE lol this probably was such a cool toy to mess around with. did the cyberkey make those claw things come out on the hands???
September 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
holy shit he actually looks MASSIVE lol this probably was such a cool toy to mess around with. did the cyberkey make those claw things come out on the hands???
completely forgit that i used to
have this figure, 2001 RID Grimlock. I remember that somehow, the the arms, excavator arm, and head all were missing? i remember only having the torso & legs
have this figure, 2001 RID Grimlock. I remember that somehow, the the arms, excavator arm, and head all were missing? i remember only having the torso & legs
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
completely forgit that i used to
have this figure, 2001 RID Grimlock. I remember that somehow, the the arms, excavator arm, and head all were missing? i remember only having the torso & legs
have this figure, 2001 RID Grimlock. I remember that somehow, the the arms, excavator arm, and head all were missing? i remember only having the torso & legs
*throws a gun at your chest so hard that it kills you* lol
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
*throws a gun at your chest so hard that it kills you* lol
i feel like the notion that most
people think theyre more complex than they actually are, is not only reductive, but its not as unique of a thought as people may think.
if you poke around or ask enough questions, i feel like you can find complexity in most people.
somewhat relevant xkcd
people think theyre more complex than they actually are, is not only reductive, but its not as unique of a thought as people may think.
if you poke around or ask enough questions, i feel like you can find complexity in most people.
somewhat relevant xkcd
August 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i feel like the notion that most
people think theyre more complex than they actually are, is not only reductive, but its not as unique of a thought as people may think.
if you poke around or ask enough questions, i feel like you can find complexity in most people.
somewhat relevant xkcd
people think theyre more complex than they actually are, is not only reductive, but its not as unique of a thought as people may think.
if you poke around or ask enough questions, i feel like you can find complexity in most people.
somewhat relevant xkcd
