Cmdr Crayfish
@cmdrcrayfish.bsky.social
Yet another late adopter to a social media platform my children will mock me for using.
This week: AI gospel Thong Song.
Next week: AI Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thong Song.
Prepare yourself.
It isn't going to get better.
Next week: AI Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thong Song.
Prepare yourself.
It isn't going to get better.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This week: AI gospel Thong Song.
Next week: AI Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thong Song.
Prepare yourself.
It isn't going to get better.
Next week: AI Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thong Song.
Prepare yourself.
It isn't going to get better.
Fundies being all "THIS IS WHY JESUS IS COMING BACK" never fails to make me laugh.
Guys, isn't that what you want? Shouldn't you be encouraging us to sin?
Guys, isn't that what you want? Shouldn't you be encouraging us to sin?
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fundies being all "THIS IS WHY JESUS IS COMING BACK" never fails to make me laugh.
Guys, isn't that what you want? Shouldn't you be encouraging us to sin?
Guys, isn't that what you want? Shouldn't you be encouraging us to sin?
Prompt engineering around guidelines is basically just LOL JK.... UNLESS...?! with a robot.
You're flirting with a robot so you can have Shatterstar make out with Rictor. Something he already does.
You're flirting with a robot so you can have Shatterstar make out with Rictor. Something he already does.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Prompt engineering around guidelines is basically just LOL JK.... UNLESS...?! with a robot.
You're flirting with a robot so you can have Shatterstar make out with Rictor. Something he already does.
You're flirting with a robot so you can have Shatterstar make out with Rictor. Something he already does.
There is a sect of nerd in the public domain space who seem incapable of creating expies.
They EXPLICITLY need to use a PD character for every slot in the roster, no matter how torturous the logic or convoluted it is. The notion of creating their own OC seems to make them bluescreen.
I love that.
They EXPLICITLY need to use a PD character for every slot in the roster, no matter how torturous the logic or convoluted it is. The notion of creating their own OC seems to make them bluescreen.
I love that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is a sect of nerd in the public domain space who seem incapable of creating expies.
They EXPLICITLY need to use a PD character for every slot in the roster, no matter how torturous the logic or convoluted it is. The notion of creating their own OC seems to make them bluescreen.
I love that.
They EXPLICITLY need to use a PD character for every slot in the roster, no matter how torturous the logic or convoluted it is. The notion of creating their own OC seems to make them bluescreen.
I love that.
I've been studying "trance voice" (which is like two steps of bunk above neuro-linguistic programming, since it applies public speech rhetoric to cults), and my prior "AI is accidentally designed to brainwash people by lulling them into a sub-hypnotic suggestible state" thing is really bearing out.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I've been studying "trance voice" (which is like two steps of bunk above neuro-linguistic programming, since it applies public speech rhetoric to cults), and my prior "AI is accidentally designed to brainwash people by lulling them into a sub-hypnotic suggestible state" thing is really bearing out.
The way Murdoch handles Trump between the WSJ and Fox makes total sense when you realize he's a classist.
He thinks poor people are stupid, so media for poor people treats Trump like he's smart. He thinks rich people like him are smart, so media for them treats Trump like he's a moron.
He thinks poor people are stupid, so media for poor people treats Trump like he's smart. He thinks rich people like him are smart, so media for them treats Trump like he's a moron.
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The way Murdoch handles Trump between the WSJ and Fox makes total sense when you realize he's a classist.
He thinks poor people are stupid, so media for poor people treats Trump like he's smart. He thinks rich people like him are smart, so media for them treats Trump like he's a moron.
He thinks poor people are stupid, so media for poor people treats Trump like he's smart. He thinks rich people like him are smart, so media for them treats Trump like he's a moron.
Watching the entire political apparatus of a party of elected officials close ranks and contort themselves to serve the whims of a man with obvious dementia is slightly more funny than it is pathetic, but not by much.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Watching the entire political apparatus of a party of elected officials close ranks and contort themselves to serve the whims of a man with obvious dementia is slightly more funny than it is pathetic, but not by much.
Do you realize that Rush Hour is, by a significant margin, the most recent piece of fiction that we know Trump has ever consumed?
He's never mentioned anything later than the early 80s with obvious knowledge. He clearly has no idea who Hannibal Lecter IS.
He's never mentioned anything later than the early 80s with obvious knowledge. He clearly has no idea who Hannibal Lecter IS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Do you realize that Rush Hour is, by a significant margin, the most recent piece of fiction that we know Trump has ever consumed?
He's never mentioned anything later than the early 80s with obvious knowledge. He clearly has no idea who Hannibal Lecter IS.
He's never mentioned anything later than the early 80s with obvious knowledge. He clearly has no idea who Hannibal Lecter IS.
Billionaires don't just support AI for brainwashing purposes. They want to break the backs of the entertainment industry.
If you can "democratize" creative arts, you can make being an artist something NO ONE CAN MAKE A LIVING DOING. All that money going into media goes into tech companies instead.
If you can "democratize" creative arts, you can make being an artist something NO ONE CAN MAKE A LIVING DOING. All that money going into media goes into tech companies instead.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Billionaires don't just support AI for brainwashing purposes. They want to break the backs of the entertainment industry.
If you can "democratize" creative arts, you can make being an artist something NO ONE CAN MAKE A LIVING DOING. All that money going into media goes into tech companies instead.
If you can "democratize" creative arts, you can make being an artist something NO ONE CAN MAKE A LIVING DOING. All that money going into media goes into tech companies instead.
I really thought the future would have dataspikes like Robocop and not USB ports.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I really thought the future would have dataspikes like Robocop and not USB ports.
I need CEOs to stop saying "unlocking potential."
It means less than "synergy."
The Redstone family said that both divesting CBS from Viacom, AND remerging then both back into Paramount unlocked potential. It's corporate nonsense talk. It's Poochie-speech.
It means less than "synergy."
The Redstone family said that both divesting CBS from Viacom, AND remerging then both back into Paramount unlocked potential. It's corporate nonsense talk. It's Poochie-speech.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I need CEOs to stop saying "unlocking potential."
It means less than "synergy."
The Redstone family said that both divesting CBS from Viacom, AND remerging then both back into Paramount unlocked potential. It's corporate nonsense talk. It's Poochie-speech.
It means less than "synergy."
The Redstone family said that both divesting CBS from Viacom, AND remerging then both back into Paramount unlocked potential. It's corporate nonsense talk. It's Poochie-speech.
I didn't want to say anything during the eulogy, but like half of the anecdotes GWB shared about his fraught relationship with Cheney were just episodes of That's My Bush.
I think George needs a nap.
I think George needs a nap.
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I didn't want to say anything during the eulogy, but like half of the anecdotes GWB shared about his fraught relationship with Cheney were just episodes of That's My Bush.
I think George needs a nap.
I think George needs a nap.
Remember, Trump isn't just a liar with dementia. His entire royal court is just people lying to him and showing him AI footage. He is fully enmeshed in a fabricated reality. The mutual codependency spiral at any cult's end stage is here now.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Remember, Trump isn't just a liar with dementia. His entire royal court is just people lying to him and showing him AI footage. He is fully enmeshed in a fabricated reality. The mutual codependency spiral at any cult's end stage is here now.
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Todd Blanche always looks like he just shit his pants and is deliberating next steps
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Todd Blanche always looks like he just shit his pants and is deliberating next steps
*flips chair backwards*
*sits down in the center of a mall food court*
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've assembled you here today.
*sits down in the center of a mall food court*
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've assembled you here today.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*flips chair backwards*
*sits down in the center of a mall food court*
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've assembled you here today.
*sits down in the center of a mall food court*
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've assembled you here today.
SONIC TEAM PRESENTS.
SAMUS ARAN AND MILES "METROID" MacKENZIE IN...
METROID PRIME 4 AND KNUCKLES.
SAMUS ARAN AND MILES "METROID" MacKENZIE IN...
METROID PRIME 4 AND KNUCKLES.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
SONIC TEAM PRESENTS.
SAMUS ARAN AND MILES "METROID" MacKENZIE IN...
METROID PRIME 4 AND KNUCKLES.
SAMUS ARAN AND MILES "METROID" MacKENZIE IN...
METROID PRIME 4 AND KNUCKLES.
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"And Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Nothing else to port to modern PCs, it's done. Gaming can do no more.
Nothing else to port to modern PCs, it's done. Gaming can do no more.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"And Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Nothing else to port to modern PCs, it's done. Gaming can do no more.
Nothing else to port to modern PCs, it's done. Gaming can do no more.
If you're Bill Ross, how much do you think it keeps you up at night that like half the time the Defiant - your most sophisticated warship - is launched from DS9, Elim Garak is ON THE BRIDGE?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you're Bill Ross, how much do you think it keeps you up at night that like half the time the Defiant - your most sophisticated warship - is launched from DS9, Elim Garak is ON THE BRIDGE?
"Sydney Sweeney has eyes like Garfield" is the most brutal takedown I've ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Sydney Sweeney has eyes like Garfield" is the most brutal takedown I've ever seen.
The reason they're 'redecorating' the West Wing is both for dementia labeling and to launder more money. All these Dollar Tree accouterments are being black budgeted like Area 51.
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The reason they're 'redecorating' the West Wing is both for dementia labeling and to launder more money. All these Dollar Tree accouterments are being black budgeted like Area 51.
Why did George Lowe not play Art Bell in anything? They have the same fucking voice!
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Why did George Lowe not play Art Bell in anything? They have the same fucking voice!
1980s-era Chicago is the only band made entirely of fondant.
No, I will not be clarifying.
No, I will not be clarifying.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
1980s-era Chicago is the only band made entirely of fondant.
No, I will not be clarifying.
No, I will not be clarifying.
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the only good thing about Dick Cheney having lived this long is that there's no constituency left to mourn him
he's persona non grata with Republicans for opposing Trump and even those Dems on board with his daughter still hate him
"fuck Dick Cheney" is the only bipartisan thing left in America
he's persona non grata with Republicans for opposing Trump and even those Dems on board with his daughter still hate him
"fuck Dick Cheney" is the only bipartisan thing left in America
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the only good thing about Dick Cheney having lived this long is that there's no constituency left to mourn him
he's persona non grata with Republicans for opposing Trump and even those Dems on board with his daughter still hate him
"fuck Dick Cheney" is the only bipartisan thing left in America
he's persona non grata with Republicans for opposing Trump and even those Dems on board with his daughter still hate him
"fuck Dick Cheney" is the only bipartisan thing left in America
I just learned Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt were different people TODAY.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I just learned Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt were different people TODAY.
Trump stopped talking like Trump and started talking like late period Stan Lee.
"Am I going to break the law? You ask me, true believers!"
He's using rhetorical questions to get out of answering stuff he can't fully comprehend beyond his stock answers.
"Am I going to break the law? You ask me, true believers!"
He's using rhetorical questions to get out of answering stuff he can't fully comprehend beyond his stock answers.
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Trump stopped talking like Trump and started talking like late period Stan Lee.
"Am I going to break the law? You ask me, true believers!"
He's using rhetorical questions to get out of answering stuff he can't fully comprehend beyond his stock answers.
"Am I going to break the law? You ask me, true believers!"
He's using rhetorical questions to get out of answering stuff he can't fully comprehend beyond his stock answers.