Cmdr Uberwald
@cmdr-uberwald.bsky.social
I have a cat called Lily, a strat and a Les Paul plus two acoustic guitars. I ride a Triumph Thruxton 900 and have a TR6 racing sim rig. Proud to be Woke and left. Served 16 years in the armed forces.
Home Depot, recognised for it's quality marble.
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Home Depot, recognised for it's quality marble.
Just come out of the closet and stop over compensating.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just come out of the closet and stop over compensating.
That's a perversion, not a fess. I'd also call animal control to have you put down.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That's a perversion, not a fess. I'd also call animal control to have you put down.
It's a form of Darwinism.
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's a form of Darwinism.
School shooters gonna love this idea.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
School shooters gonna love this idea.
She looks just like my Lily. Love to you and Penny Lane.
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
She looks just like my Lily. Love to you and Penny Lane.
Your sister sounds very precious, look after her.
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Your sister sounds very precious, look after her.
But nobody will be held responsible. Appalling.
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
But nobody will be held responsible. Appalling.
Don't eat sea food too often because of the build up of PCBs. PCBs can be found in seafood because they are persistent chemicals that accumulate in the fatty tissues of fish and shellfish. 🦈🦈
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don't eat sea food too often because of the build up of PCBs. PCBs can be found in seafood because they are persistent chemicals that accumulate in the fatty tissues of fish and shellfish. 🦈🦈
What about leprechauns maybe get ice involved.
October 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What about leprechauns maybe get ice involved.
Pastry is also a vegetable.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pastry is also a vegetable.
About the same gravitas now as a bottle top.
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
About the same gravitas now as a bottle top.
They what!!! put meat in your gravy. Why would anyone ever do that?
October 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They what!!! put meat in your gravy. Why would anyone ever do that?
They couldn't even get out of the starting blocks. Egos took precedence, they will always be too busy fighting each other to fight for anyone else.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They couldn't even get out of the starting blocks. Egos took precedence, they will always be too busy fighting each other to fight for anyone else.
I think that's call the kitchen top effect.
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think that's call the kitchen top effect.
Cats shouldn't vape.
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cats shouldn't vape.
Whilst we know this, the problem is, he is lying to American people. 🤷🏼♀️
October 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Whilst we know this, the problem is, he is lying to American people. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm an electronics engineer, but I would tell people I worked for HMRC, then they'd leave me the f**k alone.
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm an electronics engineer, but I would tell people I worked for HMRC, then they'd leave me the f**k alone.
Yep, that's kinda what makes her a racist.
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yep, that's kinda what makes her a racist.