You are too cute Bertie!!!

And you mean child-free.

I use them to rest pieces of painted timber/glass/etc on in the shed and garage. And use them when I’m working in there too.

Go to a spa rather than a massage parlour. If they do facials, pedicures, etc, as well as massages, it’s legit.

I’d do more of this if I didn’t live in Australia where snakes take up residence in long grass 🤦‍♀️ Love it for the UK though. And I’d be planting those wildflower seeds everywhere. And tulips in the lawn. Not envious of your spring flowers at all.

So much easier for men (in general). And so much more pressure on women to be slim.