In case you don't know of it, they DO have commissions for that here entanma.com/fluffcommiss...

happy good yes

"We finally found the 'peener snipper guy' and it turns out they're thicc."

Damn, these are good

Pokemon massage parlor idea: A hot stones massage, but you get a numel's fat, warm nuts rubbed on you instead.

Ah, the old William Tell apple trick, except there isn't an apple on the head, only a pair of balls between the legs. Whether that statement continues to remain true depends on catbutt.