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📞 All your footballing news coming very soon…⚽️
🚨Breaking

The Rangers manager broke down in tears again today when he realised he is about to witness Celtic complete another treble while this time as Rangers manager.
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is Daizen the new King of Kings?

Discussion to follow…
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
🚨Breaking

Sources have told us Rangers are expected to make an announcement Friday morning.

A large signal is due to arrive 5pm on 2nd January.

More to follow.
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
You see it even now with VAR it still seems like they use it to find a way to harm Rangers with any little thing they can find, but conveniently ignore something blatant with other people.

“I always thought it was more political than anything else, and that’s all I’ll say on that.”
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
🚨 Temperatures plummet in Govan again this year affecting the Ibrox club. January looks like it could go as low as -15.

Clement “I know the fans are well experienced with these temperatures, but I’m sure there is more to come from the continuing meltdown”

More to follow.
December 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
🚨Rangers statement-

The meltdown continues as Rangers and their fans continue to greet and will do over their turkeys tomorrow!

CEO - “ Christmas has been ruined for so many supporters yet again. Celtic now as Scotlands most successful club has destroyed our fanbase in every way”
December 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
🚨Statement FC Update -

New CEO Patrick Stewart is shocked at the appointment of a catholic for Celtic v Motherwell.

“Since the Cup final our fans are so mentally distraught about us being in Celtic shadow, I thought I would go back to the traditions of the club and mount an attack of catholics”
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
🚨Making Hearts Greet Again

Diet Huns striker Lawrence Shankland fires back at Hearts boo boys after Euro shocker claiming 'it doesn't help, we are shite and always will be’

Natural Order
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Strike to be announced tomorrow by officials.
December 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
BREAKING! 'I'm waiting for a response...' 🗣️

Patrick Stewart speaks out on Rangers crunch talks with SFA over penalty snub.

“Me and Tav have watched it 241 times now. We are going to open Edmonton house for a fan viewing with it on repeat over the weekend, its Made Rangers Greet Again”
December 18, 2024 at 9:57 AM
🚨The greatest meltdown in Scottish football history since 2012 continues.

Police are looking at sectioning en masse the Rangers support.

The deranged Rangers support and Media groups just can’t handle surrendering so much.
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
🚨The Meltdown - Day 2

Celtic’s 51st major trophy win this century to a poultry 18* for Rangers has another orange bas in hysterics!

9 - Rangers managers since 2000 - Celtic avg. 5.6 trophy wins per Rangers* manager.

More to follow.
December 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
🚨 The Meltdown begins.

- Clements phone blows up leaving him in tears.
- Joey Barton breaks cover from court cases to watch Rangers pumped again.
- Rangers fans Greet Again as Maeda ruins their Christmas and NY.
December 16, 2024 at 7:58 AM
🚨 Rangers have hired painters to revamp the stadium now they have lost the fictional ‘Worlds Most Successful Football Club’ title.

Painters wanted payment upfront showing solidarity for their face painting colleagues.

More to follow.
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 AM
🚨 Skint Rangers manager Philippe Clement admits Rangers 'don't have the money' to land Vaclav Cerny permanently.

Celtic fans devastated as Cerny is one of the masterminds of 14 point gap in the table and it only being December.
December 8, 2024 at 9:06 AM
📞Guess who’s not watching the Champions League tonight??

(We all know they secretly will be)
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
🗣️Our very own Marvin absolutely levelling the boy🤫

Superb stuff
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
📞 Lines are open

🗣️ Toxic Bears

💩 Barron

It’s all going to go off this week!!
November 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
🔊 LISTEN: “It’s not just a tick-box for players to come here and say they’ve played at Celtic Park…to witness the player who has terrorised Tavernier into being a benchwarmer is special. Not to mention HunSkelper Nicolas Khun the new messiah

I’m sure the rabid hoard from Govan will enjoy Emmerfale”
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
🚨Clement Latest: The manager has told Butland to use his legs when diving for the ball

“We have been working in this for months with Jack but his Papier-mâché legs just can’t stand the pressure. Worryingly Rangers fans think he is our best… shows the levels acceptable with the crowd these days”
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Taking a visible toll on the Belgian
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
🎙️Rangers CEO: A few words from the new Rangers CEO Patrick Stewart

“ After calls not to walk away, walk away they all did. And on that day in the year 2012, they ceased to exist.”
November 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
🚨BREAKING: Rangers board have opened an urgent inquiry into why they spent millions increasing capacity by 600. Only for thousands of home fans not to turn up and miss Dundee Utd score.

“Fans just can’t bare it anymore and who can blame them”

“Remember Remember Surrender in November”
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Rangers confirm NEW chief Patrick Stewart has LEFT as the club's CEO by mutual consent⬇️

“After arriving at the club it became quite obvious at the state of the place, fucking boggin. Although I’m used to trophyless cabinets at Man Utd, they have a fucking bike in the trophy room here”
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Sources at Sky Sports are saying Kris Boyd is absolutely devastated this evening.

Rangers Embarrassed
Diet Rangers Pumped
Ayrshire Rangers Pumped
November 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM