Clutz Buffrap
@clutzbuffrap.bsky.social
Writer, artist, father, defender of democracy.
Our family used to love Disney World, we went almost every February for about 5-10 years.
But now we’re priced out. Too expensive! The Magic is only available to the ultra rich.
In 2025, it’s easier for camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a middle class family to go to Disney World.
But now we’re priced out. Too expensive! The Magic is only available to the ultra rich.
In 2025, it’s easier for camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a middle class family to go to Disney World.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Our family used to love Disney World, we went almost every February for about 5-10 years.
But now we’re priced out. Too expensive! The Magic is only available to the ultra rich.
In 2025, it’s easier for camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a middle class family to go to Disney World.
But now we’re priced out. Too expensive! The Magic is only available to the ultra rich.
In 2025, it’s easier for camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a middle class family to go to Disney World.
This was my sign at No Kings NYC:
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This was my sign at No Kings NYC:
No Kings NYC:
Seventh Avenue was packed shoulder to shoulder from 47th Street to 14th Street, almost 2 miles of wall to wall people.
My favorite sign:
TRUMP SANDWICH:
White bread
Full of baloney
Russian dressing
And a very small pickle
Seventh Avenue was packed shoulder to shoulder from 47th Street to 14th Street, almost 2 miles of wall to wall people.
My favorite sign:
TRUMP SANDWICH:
White bread
Full of baloney
Russian dressing
And a very small pickle
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No Kings NYC:
Seventh Avenue was packed shoulder to shoulder from 47th Street to 14th Street, almost 2 miles of wall to wall people.
My favorite sign:
TRUMP SANDWICH:
White bread
Full of baloney
Russian dressing
And a very small pickle
Seventh Avenue was packed shoulder to shoulder from 47th Street to 14th Street, almost 2 miles of wall to wall people.
My favorite sign:
TRUMP SANDWICH:
White bread
Full of baloney
Russian dressing
And a very small pickle
Kristi Noam needs two private jets, one for herself and all her hair/nail/dental appointments so she can be a complete MAGA woman, and the other jet to carry the remains of Cricket, so when her tearful Children ask “where’s Cricket?” she can truthfully answer, “he’s close to heaven.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kristi Noam needs two private jets, one for herself and all her hair/nail/dental appointments so she can be a complete MAGA woman, and the other jet to carry the remains of Cricket, so when her tearful Children ask “where’s Cricket?” she can truthfully answer, “he’s close to heaven.”
Pam Bondi is a modern day Madame LaFarge (from Tale of Two Cities).
She is knitting a list of perceived enemies for the petulant man-child Donald Trump, including Letitia James, Adam Schiff, and James Comey.
Who’s next on her list? Maybe you!
She is knitting a list of perceived enemies for the petulant man-child Donald Trump, including Letitia James, Adam Schiff, and James Comey.
Who’s next on her list? Maybe you!
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pam Bondi is a modern day Madame LaFarge (from Tale of Two Cities).
She is knitting a list of perceived enemies for the petulant man-child Donald Trump, including Letitia James, Adam Schiff, and James Comey.
Who’s next on her list? Maybe you!
She is knitting a list of perceived enemies for the petulant man-child Donald Trump, including Letitia James, Adam Schiff, and James Comey.
Who’s next on her list? Maybe you!
BREAKING:
In an unusual moment of honesty the FCC has changed its name to
“Fascist Communications Commission”
And anyone who objects or doesn’t like it will lose their job or be deported to a shit hole country other than the US under Donald Trump.
In an unusual moment of honesty the FCC has changed its name to
“Fascist Communications Commission”
And anyone who objects or doesn’t like it will lose their job or be deported to a shit hole country other than the US under Donald Trump.
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
BREAKING:
In an unusual moment of honesty the FCC has changed its name to
“Fascist Communications Commission”
And anyone who objects or doesn’t like it will lose their job or be deported to a shit hole country other than the US under Donald Trump.
In an unusual moment of honesty the FCC has changed its name to
“Fascist Communications Commission”
And anyone who objects or doesn’t like it will lose their job or be deported to a shit hole country other than the US under Donald Trump.
Maybe the Charlie Kirk shooting is just another way to distract Trump’s MAGA base from the Epstein files and the Epstein-Pedofile-in-chief.
Not to mention the tanking economy, ICE kidnappings, Putin puppetry, and Tariff troubles.
Not to mention the tanking economy, ICE kidnappings, Putin puppetry, and Tariff troubles.
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Maybe the Charlie Kirk shooting is just another way to distract Trump’s MAGA base from the Epstein files and the Epstein-Pedofile-in-chief.
Not to mention the tanking economy, ICE kidnappings, Putin puppetry, and Tariff troubles.
Not to mention the tanking economy, ICE kidnappings, Putin puppetry, and Tariff troubles.
Isn’t it obvious to everyone?
Republicans are the party of:
Pedofiles,
Sexual Abusers,
Protectors of Creepy
Epstein Files Clients,
and tone deaf politicos who lie through their teeth!
Just grab ‘em by the pussy!
Republicans are the party of:
Pedofiles,
Sexual Abusers,
Protectors of Creepy
Epstein Files Clients,
and tone deaf politicos who lie through their teeth!
Just grab ‘em by the pussy!
September 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Isn’t it obvious to everyone?
Republicans are the party of:
Pedofiles,
Sexual Abusers,
Protectors of Creepy
Epstein Files Clients,
and tone deaf politicos who lie through their teeth!
Just grab ‘em by the pussy!
Republicans are the party of:
Pedofiles,
Sexual Abusers,
Protectors of Creepy
Epstein Files Clients,
and tone deaf politicos who lie through their teeth!
Just grab ‘em by the pussy!
Trump and Putin sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love, then came power
Then came Donald in a golden shower!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love, then came power
Then came Donald in a golden shower!
August 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Trump and Putin sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love, then came power
Then came Donald in a golden shower!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love, then came power
Then came Donald in a golden shower!
What does CBS stand for after their quisling toady Colbert Cancellation?
Corrupt
Bull
Shit
Corrupt
Bull
Shit
July 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What does CBS stand for after their quisling toady Colbert Cancellation?
Corrupt
Bull
Shit
Corrupt
Bull
Shit
Dictator Don, what’s that bone spur you have on?
Could it be a yellow streak from days gone by?
And did I hear you say you sent troops to LA?
Chicken hawk pretendin’ to be a tough guy
To the tune of Delta Dawn and ICE Protests
Could it be a yellow streak from days gone by?
And did I hear you say you sent troops to LA?
Chicken hawk pretendin’ to be a tough guy
To the tune of Delta Dawn and ICE Protests
June 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Dictator Don, what’s that bone spur you have on?
Could it be a yellow streak from days gone by?
And did I hear you say you sent troops to LA?
Chicken hawk pretendin’ to be a tough guy
To the tune of Delta Dawn and ICE Protests
Could it be a yellow streak from days gone by?
And did I hear you say you sent troops to LA?
Chicken hawk pretendin’ to be a tough guy
To the tune of Delta Dawn and ICE Protests
The wannabe fascist Donald says the ICE protests are part of an immigrant invasion.
The true immigrants in Los Angeles are white people. Indigenous peoples have lived there for thousands of years.
We have seen the invaders, and the invaders are us!
The true immigrants in Los Angeles are white people. Indigenous peoples have lived there for thousands of years.
We have seen the invaders, and the invaders are us!
June 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The wannabe fascist Donald says the ICE protests are part of an immigrant invasion.
The true immigrants in Los Angeles are white people. Indigenous peoples have lived there for thousands of years.
We have seen the invaders, and the invaders are us!
The true immigrants in Los Angeles are white people. Indigenous peoples have lived there for thousands of years.
We have seen the invaders, and the invaders are us!
Sang the Donald on receiving the Qatar Jet:
(Sung to the tune of “Fly me to the Moon”)
Fly me to Qatar
Let me kiss ass to the shieks
And let me take their plane
On corrupt and cruel hi-jinks
Fill my heart with praise for me
And let me rule forevermore
I am all I long for
It’s me I worship & adore
(Sung to the tune of “Fly me to the Moon”)
Fly me to Qatar
Let me kiss ass to the shieks
And let me take their plane
On corrupt and cruel hi-jinks
Fill my heart with praise for me
And let me rule forevermore
I am all I long for
It’s me I worship & adore
May 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sang the Donald on receiving the Qatar Jet:
(Sung to the tune of “Fly me to the Moon”)
Fly me to Qatar
Let me kiss ass to the shieks
And let me take their plane
On corrupt and cruel hi-jinks
Fill my heart with praise for me
And let me rule forevermore
I am all I long for
It’s me I worship & adore
(Sung to the tune of “Fly me to the Moon”)
Fly me to Qatar
Let me kiss ass to the shieks
And let me take their plane
On corrupt and cruel hi-jinks
Fill my heart with praise for me
And let me rule forevermore
I am all I long for
It’s me I worship & adore
Seriously? Are you kidding me?
Robert Francis Prevost was elected Pope and not Donald Trump?
The Conclave was rigged!
The Conclave was rigged!
Robert Francis Prevost was elected Pope and not Donald Trump?
The Conclave was rigged!
The Conclave was rigged!
May 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Seriously? Are you kidding me?
Robert Francis Prevost was elected Pope and not Donald Trump?
The Conclave was rigged!
The Conclave was rigged!
Robert Francis Prevost was elected Pope and not Donald Trump?
The Conclave was rigged!
The Conclave was rigged!
Poor little Marco Rubio.
He is like every other American, needs three or four jobs just to get by.
He is like every other American, needs three or four jobs just to get by.
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Poor little Marco Rubio.
He is like every other American, needs three or four jobs just to get by.
He is like every other American, needs three or four jobs just to get by.
Only a childish, yellow bellied coward blames others for their own stupid mistakes and policies!
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
Trump Live Updates: President Tries to Change Narrative on Economy
www.nytimes.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Only a childish, yellow bellied coward blames others for their own stupid mistakes and policies!
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
ECONOMICS 101:
Trump tariffs +
Trump uncertainty =
TrumpRecession
Trump tariffs +
Trump uncertainty =
TrumpRecession
April 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ECONOMICS 101:
Trump tariffs +
Trump uncertainty =
TrumpRecession
Trump tariffs +
Trump uncertainty =
TrumpRecession
Is it just a coincidence that Pope Francis had a stroke and heart attack right after meeting JD Vance?
Maybe scary and ominous threats or Trumpian plans from Shady Vance pushed him over the edge!
Maybe scary and ominous threats or Trumpian plans from Shady Vance pushed him over the edge!
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is it just a coincidence that Pope Francis had a stroke and heart attack right after meeting JD Vance?
Maybe scary and ominous threats or Trumpian plans from Shady Vance pushed him over the edge!
Maybe scary and ominous threats or Trumpian plans from Shady Vance pushed him over the edge!
Why did the Donald impose crippling tariffs to destroy the American economy?
Because Putin wants Trump to tank the stock market, suspend cyber security, and control the US. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
Because Putin wants Trump to tank the stock market, suspend cyber security, and control the US. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
caps.is
April 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Why did the Donald impose crippling tariffs to destroy the American economy?
Because Putin wants Trump to tank the stock market, suspend cyber security, and control the US. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
Because Putin wants Trump to tank the stock market, suspend cyber security, and control the US. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
Why did the Donald impose crippling tariffs to destroy the American economy?
Because Putin told him to in a private conversation. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
Because Putin told him to in a private conversation. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why did the Donald impose crippling tariffs to destroy the American economy?
Because Putin told him to in a private conversation. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
Because Putin told him to in a private conversation. Trump is being a good puppet for Putin.
I know this is true because many people are saying!
The Donald’s #CabinetofCrackpots and #RacistRhetoric will transform the Deep State into the Creep State.
#resistance
#BlueCrew
#resistance
#BlueCrew
December 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The Donald’s #CabinetofCrackpots and #RacistRhetoric will transform the Deep State into the Creep State.
#resistance
#BlueCrew
#resistance
#BlueCrew