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Helpful descriptions of movies for concerned citizens, pulled verbatim from IMDb Parents Guides. Run by @euqubud.bsky.social.
The Office (2005)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

Gabe plays something called "Cinema of the Unsettling".
December 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

Often times, the characters get into some comedic situations.
December 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Short Cuts (1993)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

A little boy dies after being hit by a car in the hospital, very sad.
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Cop Out (2010)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

The final shootout is mildly intense.
December 9, 2024 at 9:37 PM
King of the Hill (1997)
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

Children might not pay much attention to the references to drugs such as weed or meth.
November 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Schindler's List (1993)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

The ending can be very emotional for some.
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Bloodsport (1988)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

The violence could be intense, although there is a heartwarming element to the movie.
November 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Walking Tall (1973)
Violence & Gore

A man swings at another man's foot with an axe, but he moves his foot first.
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Pokemon (1997)
Sex & Nudity

Pokemon themselves are naked (for the most part) but have no visible genitals, and the issue of how Pokemon reproduce is always carefully avoided.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Megalopolis (2024)
Profanity

15 uses of "fuck", some sexually.
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
American Graffiti (1973)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

Epilogues at the end of the movie imply some characters eventually died.
November 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Starman (1984)
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

Jenny smokes cigarettes in her first scene in a Wisconsin cabin and in her last scene in an Arizona diner, but she does not smoke at all for the three days in between. Very unrealistic. Certainly she would smoke at the diner and at the motel.
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Bad Taste (1987)
Violence & Gore

A sheep is blown up by a missile.
November 15, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Sex & Nudity

In one season 4 episode a virgin woman offers herself to a man verbally, in a cold manner, without any emotional involvement. (He rejects.)
November 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
The Aristocats (1970)
Sex & Nudity

A cat sang about what turns them on.
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Movie 43 (2013)
Violence & Gore

A man holds up other men at gunpoint with a grenade.
November 13, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

Several people share a celebratory toast and drink from small glasses, however it is not known if the drinks are alcoholic.
November 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
Sex & Nudity

A man makes rabbits out of snow with breasts and bras in their stick hands.
November 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

Another point the chess teacher knocks pieces off a chess board (we see this again in a flashback), they make a loud clattering sound.
November 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The Avengers (2012)
Sex & Nudity

Natasha wears a dress showing her chest while being tied up on a chair (Her breasts bounces while fighting).
November 9, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

A dog is intimidating.
November 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Sex & Nudity

Two boys talk about puberty and it makes one boy cry.
November 8, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Bionic Commando (1988)
Profanity

Hitler says "Damn" which is the first Nintendo game to use the word "Damn", it's unknown how it got past the Nintendo censorship.
November 7, 2024 at 7:25 PM
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Frightening & Intense Scenes

The group therapy scene is very unsettling as it is dialogue driven.
November 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
A Face in the Crowd (1957)
Frightening & Intense Scenes
SPOILER ALERT

The ending is very intense.
November 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM