clumsyandpanicked
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tt shop is so weird, why am I being offered samples from a bra company when all I do is shit post about Waterparks
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
tt shop is so weird, why am I being offered samples from a bra company when all I do is shit post about Waterparks
don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I think I may have broken my curse of getting sick after every Waterparks show !!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I think I may have broken my curse of getting sick after every Waterparks show !!!!!!
Sure, we know Waterparks. but has anyone considered waterdrives? 💔
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sure, we know Waterparks. but has anyone considered waterdrives? 💔
MY LORE IS NOT YOUR SWAG
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
MY LORE IS NOT YOUR SWAG
I found the miles of notes (rants) I wrote after being on parx twt for only one day (and then immediately deleting bc I’m a weenie), so I’m posting some of the reactions I had here LOL
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I found the miles of notes (rants) I wrote after being on parx twt for only one day (and then immediately deleting bc I’m a weenie), so I’m posting some of the reactions I had here LOL
Imagine if your favorite artist got on TikTok and made a video about how your fanart is mid now and your old stuff was so much better
August 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Imagine if your favorite artist got on TikTok and made a video about how your fanart is mid now and your old stuff was so much better
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hey fuckers, guardian angel here to deliver a message: get that prenup 🫶
January 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
hey fuckers, guardian angel here to deliver a message: get that prenup 🫶
“are you really that funny or am I just ovulating, like” -BRAINWASHED by Waterparks (my version)
August 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“are you really that funny or am I just ovulating, like” -BRAINWASHED by Waterparks (my version)
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
concept: “edge me” sixpence none the richer cover
thoughts??????
thoughts??????
March 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
concept: “edge me” sixpence none the richer cover
thoughts??????
thoughts??????
spotify recommending me entertainment as a new album to discover is so insulting like why are you pretending I don’t play crybaby on repeat when I’m having a mental breakdown
March 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
spotify recommending me entertainment as a new album to discover is so insulting like why are you pretending I don’t play crybaby on repeat when I’m having a mental breakdown
next time I’m in love, I’m going to send them an apple memories slideshow of my nudies 🫶
(consensually, of course)
(consensually, of course)
March 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
next time I’m in love, I’m going to send them an apple memories slideshow of my nudies 🫶
(consensually, of course)
(consensually, of course)
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The blackout doesn’t have to end today. Commit to spending your dollars locally so they stay out of the hands of mega corporations and billionaires. Follow our boycott guide and continue to support micro economies in your local town or city.
#50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne
#50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne
March 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The blackout doesn’t have to end today. Commit to spending your dollars locally so they stay out of the hands of mega corporations and billionaires. Follow our boycott guide and continue to support micro economies in your local town or city.
#50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne
#50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne
got real anxious thinking about how claustrophobic it must be being a fetus
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
got real anxious thinking about how claustrophobic it must be being a fetus
listen, when I say I want to be obsessed with, it’s bc that’s the only level I operate at
like if I’m in love, I’ll tattoo my tongue with the compliments that made you smile most, so I can be sure anything I say from this point forward will only be things that lift you up
is that too much to ask??
like if I’m in love, I’ll tattoo my tongue with the compliments that made you smile most, so I can be sure anything I say from this point forward will only be things that lift you up
is that too much to ask??
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
listen, when I say I want to be obsessed with, it’s bc that’s the only level I operate at
like if I’m in love, I’ll tattoo my tongue with the compliments that made you smile most, so I can be sure anything I say from this point forward will only be things that lift you up
is that too much to ask??
like if I’m in love, I’ll tattoo my tongue with the compliments that made you smile most, so I can be sure anything I say from this point forward will only be things that lift you up
is that too much to ask??
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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happy valentine's day. help me escape my family. still have about $1700 to go
gofund.me/db7d8ac0
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #gofundme #valetinesday #signalboost
gofund.me/db7d8ac0
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #gofundme #valetinesday #signalboost
Donate to Help Me Escape Abuse and Start Grad School, organized by k J
Hello, my name is Kera (some of you may know me as Venus or Venusingatorade online) and… k J needs your support for Help Me Escape Abuse and Start Grad School
gofund.me
February 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
happy valentine's day. help me escape my family. still have about $1700 to go
gofund.me/db7d8ac0
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #gofundme #valetinesday #signalboost
gofund.me/db7d8ac0
#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest #gofundme #valetinesday #signalboost
Hobby Lobby can gobby on my knobby
February 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hobby Lobby can gobby on my knobby
jank boteko ❤️ didi
I laugh every time, sue me (don’t)
I laugh every time, sue me (don’t)
February 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
jank boteko ❤️ didi
I laugh every time, sue me (don’t)
I laugh every time, sue me (don’t)
I love that duolingo is doing awsten knight style marketing
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I love that duolingo is doing awsten knight style marketing
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🚨🚨🚨
Trump just fired USAID inspector general Paul Martin—one day after he exposed how Trump’s foreign aid freeze & mass firings have made it easier for U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund terrorist groups like Hamas & ISIS.
Trump just fired USAID inspector general Paul Martin—one day after he exposed how Trump’s foreign aid freeze & mass firings have made it easier for U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund terrorist groups like Hamas & ISIS.
February 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🚨🚨🚨
Trump just fired USAID inspector general Paul Martin—one day after he exposed how Trump’s foreign aid freeze & mass firings have made it easier for U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund terrorist groups like Hamas & ISIS.
Trump just fired USAID inspector general Paul Martin—one day after he exposed how Trump’s foreign aid freeze & mass firings have made it easier for U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund terrorist groups like Hamas & ISIS.
I need someone to squish my brain like an asmr soap video
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I need someone to squish my brain like an asmr soap video
I AM TRYING SO HARD TO BE NONCHALANT BUT I WAS NOT BORN TO BE NONCHALANT I AM GOING TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF
🤭
🤭
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I AM TRYING SO HARD TO BE NONCHALANT BUT I WAS NOT BORN TO BE NONCHALANT I AM GOING TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF
🤭
🤭
I know it’s all giggles about Denmark buying California, but Denmark…..babygirl…..please consider it. I want to ride bikes and hygge the fuck up
February 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I know it’s all giggles about Denmark buying California, but Denmark…..babygirl…..please consider it. I want to ride bikes and hygge the fuck up
“the weather there is absolute dog shit, you’d love it”
to be loved is to be seen ✨
to be loved is to be seen ✨
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“the weather there is absolute dog shit, you’d love it”
to be loved is to be seen ✨
to be loved is to be seen ✨