Cluedont
@cluedont.bsky.social
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Mad to think that Christmas was seven months ago.
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Mad to think that Christmas was seven months ago.
My supervisor is such a dick.
January 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My supervisor is such a dick.
More Space X debris falling in Glasgow this morning. #litterbug #spacekaren
January 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
More Space X debris falling in Glasgow this morning. #litterbug #spacekaren
Look out for really bad African country puns doing the rounds on here. I saw Somalia and they were awful.
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Look out for really bad African country puns doing the rounds on here. I saw Somalia and they were awful.
Can't believe it's the 409th of January already.
January 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Can't believe it's the 409th of January already.
One day Katie Price will break her silence and allow us to gain an insight into the shrouded world of this enigmatic woman.
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One day Katie Price will break her silence and allow us to gain an insight into the shrouded world of this enigmatic woman.
Trump is such a dick.
January 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Trump is such a dick.
[brainstorm]
Boss: Anyone got anything?
Me: Cat-Sue's, a katsu cat cafe run by a cat lover called Sue.
Boss: We're selling insurance.
Me: In-SUE-rance?
Boss: Who the fuck is Sue?
Me: I don't have anything.
Boss: Anyone got anything?
Me: Cat-Sue's, a katsu cat cafe run by a cat lover called Sue.
Boss: We're selling insurance.
Me: In-SUE-rance?
Boss: Who the fuck is Sue?
Me: I don't have anything.
January 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
[brainstorm]
Boss: Anyone got anything?
Me: Cat-Sue's, a katsu cat cafe run by a cat lover called Sue.
Boss: We're selling insurance.
Me: In-SUE-rance?
Boss: Who the fuck is Sue?
Me: I don't have anything.
Boss: Anyone got anything?
Me: Cat-Sue's, a katsu cat cafe run by a cat lover called Sue.
Boss: We're selling insurance.
Me: In-SUE-rance?
Boss: Who the fuck is Sue?
Me: I don't have anything.
So TikTok gets banned in America just as the planets align for the first time in 396 billion years. Coincidence? Yes.
January 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So TikTok gets banned in America just as the planets align for the first time in 396 billion years. Coincidence? Yes.
14 months since December payday. Googling how important it is to have both kidneys.
January 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
14 months since December payday. Googling how important it is to have both kidneys.
[consoling teenage daughter after break up]
Me: What happened?
Daughter: He said holibobs.
Me: *grabs car keys* Wait here!
Me: What happened?
Daughter: He said holibobs.
Me: *grabs car keys* Wait here!
January 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
[consoling teenage daughter after break up]
Me: What happened?
Daughter: He said holibobs.
Me: *grabs car keys* Wait here!
Me: What happened?
Daughter: He said holibobs.
Me: *grabs car keys* Wait here!
My camera's not working but imagine a sunrise.
January 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
My camera's not working but imagine a sunrise.
What you don't see on the Great Pottery Throwdown is the producers poking that poor man with a stick to make him cry. I originally thought he was just crying about pots.
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What you don't see on the Great Pottery Throwdown is the producers poking that poor man with a stick to make him cry. I originally thought he was just crying about pots.
Winter when you think spring's arrived.
January 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Winter when you think spring's arrived.
'We're not out of the woods yet' - annoying sat nav.
January 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
'We're not out of the woods yet' - annoying sat nav.
Trump: 'We should call them American wildfires'
January 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Trump: 'We should call them American wildfires'
Maybe they're just drones.
December 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Maybe they're just drones.
I'm not easily offended, but do ask me before you trim my eyebrows. Also make sure you're a barber and that I'm getting my haircut at the time.
December 12, 2024 at 8:13 AM
I'm not easily offended, but do ask me before you trim my eyebrows. Also make sure you're a barber and that I'm getting my haircut at the time.
You've heard of elf on the shelf. Annoying isn't it.
December 6, 2024 at 12:03 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf. Annoying isn't it.
Love thy neighbour. Unless it's Tony.
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Love thy neighbour. Unless it's Tony.
Saw this image of Sean Connery in the 80s and all I could think was 'shocker!'
December 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Saw this image of Sean Connery in the 80s and all I could think was 'shocker!'
Kids these days don't understand the true joy of Christmas mornings.
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Kids these days don't understand the true joy of Christmas mornings.
I think my body clock needs new batteries.
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I think my body clock needs new batteries.
Monkey relaxing with his shark. As you were.
November 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Monkey relaxing with his shark. As you were.
Me: Why didn't the tanning salon down the road advertise a Brown Friday sale instead?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Me: Why didn't the tanning salon down the road advertise a Brown Friday sale instead?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.