Maybe if we give them back, Alaska, we can ask them to stop hacking us?

Jeff Bezos sucks dictator, numerous inside sources are reporting.

But this time, he'll sweeten the pot by throwing in Alaska (which is flooding anyways! He knows real estate when to unload a property!).

Wait until Rambo gets his Kennedy award though - back to the future, Ben.

Dear Leader brags that he's going to repair the grass in DC parks because He knows a lot about grass, then mentions Lindsey Graham. #COpolitics

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Dear Leader just gave a shout out to "Kris, I mean Kiss." Then announces a Kiss Show at the #KennedyCenter and how he is reversing its tragic decline.

#COpolitics

Once Mandami takes over America in our Bright Glorious Socialist future we will be promptly occupying Montana, for the immigrant reportation camps, because the #GOP said it was OK.

That's less than 40 FEDERAL AGENTS GEARED UP (on your nickel) FOR TOTAL WAR per arrest!

Exceptional GOV'T EFFICIENCY from US #Republican Party! So, Grandma will need to get back to work to keep her doctor appointment, but freedom isn't free.

And neither, apparently, is tyranny.

#COpolitics

Breaking news: the fascist rapist felon seeks to alter history and fact to push forward his UNAMERICAN vision for a Hellish future. Jeff Bezos is 💯 OK with that and his "journalists" comply.

Does Dear Leader understand which nation he'll be in and that Alaska is a U.S. state just like Florida?

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Breaking news: the fascist rapist felon seeks to alter history and fact to push forward his UNAMERICAN vision for a Hellish future. Jeff Bezos is 💯 OK with that and his "journalists" comply.