Hey, just remember: shitposting is the best advertising.

Honestly, if nothing else, this opportunity gave me a chance to shitpost in a way I haven't really done before, of which I'm more than happy to have been a part of. It's truly been a hell of a time to have been able to do any of this.

GO BUY THE PLUSH PEOPLE, YOU HEARD THE DISEMBODIED VOICE (me)

If him already raiding my fridge is anything to go by, he'd go through it all in like 10 minutes.

"Forfeit all mortal possessions to the bingus" yeah seems about right

i'd forfeit my entire fridge to it

I mean this is at least a better fate than microwaving it...

I'm sorry but how in the actual fuck

YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY DOLLAR 50 COSTCO HOT DOG!!!!!!!

(now part of me really wants to see what kratos would sound like if he voiced that.)

Every day, I am steadily reminded that the President (any of them) should not have a self run social media account, or at least suspend it while they're in office. Especially Trump. Seems like he's sorta digging his own grave if anyone bothers to fact check anything that he throws out there.

We got one here that has Tesla advertising all over it, despite the fact the nearest Tesla dealership is over 400 miles away. (It's not legal to buy Teslas directly in Alabama.)

(Picture is taken on an iPhone 15 Pro Max. I would have taken it on my full size PC4K but it has open vents susceptible to water damage if anything gets in there.)

I don't recall the exact in-lore reason but I think some troopers are just born into it and don't really have a choice. The dark side is meant to be manipulative of its members, and as such, will lie to promising candidates to get people in its ranks. Or just threaten them with lethal force.

extended magazine, but cat