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Kapitän Clownfeuer
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We really shouldn’t let Clownfeuer talk to the customers.

APT (Advanced Persistent Twat)
This tickles me in a way that I wish it wouldn't :D

Original post: mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Go on, do “adversarial haiku” next. #BreakAIWithPoetry
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
bloody hell!... sleep/resume works properly on not one but two machines that i spewed freebsd onto. #PleasantlySurprised
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Meta’s SAM 3D looks quite impressive. “Accurately reconstruct objects and bodies” with bones etc. Hey @lardmotel@mastodon.sdf.org i vaguely recall discussion from 2-3 years back about bones in models from pics.. I guess it’s solved now? ai.meta.com/sam3d/
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@davis.social on Bluesky
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
bsky.app
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I must not distract myself with SAPF. I must not distract myself with SAPF, I must not...
oh bollocks then: SAPF (Sound As Pure Form): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2W...
sapf: New Music Language Inspired by Supercollider, APL, and Forth (Sound as Pure Form)
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Defeated by browser audio through JACK on linux. Everything else; absolutely no problem works fine. Actually, that’s probably a good thing 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In the office-cum-social-center today and they mentioned in passing that from Jan 1 it’s to be 4 days a week bums on seats.

This will enable everyone to enjoy “singalonga clownfeuer”. I’m not sure they really thought this one through 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Actual discussion about a bunch Bug Bounty tickets a few mins ago:
me:“hey i hear they (supplier) fixed one of the bugs?”.
Team Lead:“No, they say they’ve not done anything yet”.
Me: “come again?”
TL: “yep not fixed by them. Maybe it fixed itself?!”
Me:”W..T..F?..”
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
🤔

Original post: bolha.one/@cadusilva/1...
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by Kapitän Clownfeuer
Following the Swiss model for currying favor with President Trump during a White House visit, Mohahammed bin Salman will present the President with a gold bone saw.
Too Powerful to Ignore, Saudi Prince Returns to Washington’s Embrace
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Apparently these days GOP means "Guardians of Pedophiles"

Original post: mastodon.social/@QasimRashid...
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I'm not going to post pictures, but I was informed last night by one theatre goer that I look like a cross between Richard Gere, and the mad Doc out of Back to the future, (and according to Frau CF - also, apparently when i'm annoyed - Alan Ford (aka Bricktop in "Snatch"))

😳
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Well I got dragged to the Theatre to see Aschenputtel & well it wasn’t exactly my thing but it was interesting to get a view on theatre AV tech in use, lots of lighting & video in the mix. Winti theatre could do some cracking gigs there
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Balls
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM