oh i asked for dried mangoes and AAA batteries, i forgot it was cut off from the screenshot

translation 2
1. you’re going to buy this too or the feedback?
2. didn’t you say it was your treat? (treat as in “don’t worry i’ll pay it’s my treat”)
3. if that’s so then i have to give it to you. ok i’ll give you the money
4. really? thank you
5. but you pick something out too, i’ll buy it for you

translation 1
1. chloe order this one for me
2. it’s not 16.99?
3. please do it so i can wear it for halloween at school (her job)

no fr like they said “shut up and give me your money”

no fr and even ari’s heartfelt songs are so good. i love the details that ari puts in hampstead where she’s referencing her time there living with dalton while filming for wicked. saying “i do, i do, i do, i do, i do” like wedding vows after talking about leaving behind that toxic situation was 🤌

not sure if people on this app understand the reference now that i think about it 😭

i’ve seen them hate sabrina’s as well but some of her lyrics are fun little puns or metaphors.

“do you want the house tour? i can take you to the first, second, third floor. and i promise none of this is a metaphor, i just want you to come inside”

and the vaginal walls have 3 layers LMAO

i forgot that it’s even worse. the streamer said that people who do this are just trying a “pathetic ploy to get attention” 😭 i think they made an apology or some sort of statement but idk how you go back from that

i don’t really know any johnnys so i just think if you when i see that name

and if you somehow still manage to stumble into a fic you don’t like, you can quite literally go “hm i don’t want to read that” and scroll away

and then asking questions about things i don’t know either bc every seller is different like please im not your customer service agent. go ask the seller or look at their instructions/FAQ page 😭 i cannot be holding your hand every step of the way