Clove of garlic
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Vengence is swift and a root vegetable
Careful man-thing if that is garlic Naan thou eats, thy fate will be sealed
January 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Careful man-thing if that is garlic Naan thou eats, thy fate will be sealed
Watch thy step in the shadows 'o flesh bound one for i pursue even when thou rests thy weary feet i pursue even when the earth is scorched and the ground salted for I am many and you are one
January 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Watch thy step in the shadows 'o flesh bound one for i pursue even when thou rests thy weary feet i pursue even when the earth is scorched and the ground salted for I am many and you are one
I pray 'o beast wearer that thy hath not consumed mine kin lest I slay thee despite thou's druidic practice that binds thee to the same roots that i am bound, I appreciate thy dubbing of your kindred in my name and it receives my blessing and my mercy
January 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I pray 'o beast wearer that thy hath not consumed mine kin lest I slay thee despite thou's druidic practice that binds thee to the same roots that i am bound, I appreciate thy dubbing of your kindred in my name and it receives my blessing and my mercy
Watch thy step, o' wretched flesh kindred and know that thou hath made an enemy o' mine
January 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watch thy step, o' wretched flesh kindred and know that thou hath made an enemy o' mine
I indeed had a good mourn today
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I indeed had a good mourn today
My apologys for the lack of response I came down with a plague most vile and slumbered for 7 nights and 7 days but alas the putridity and rot of the fourth horsemans doing, could not bring me down
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My apologys for the lack of response I came down with a plague most vile and slumbered for 7 nights and 7 days but alas the putridity and rot of the fourth horsemans doing, could not bring me down
My greetings to you as well
December 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My greetings to you as well
He will perish in the pallor of the suns rays, for his avaricous desire as all of you wretched spawn shall
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
He will perish in the pallor of the suns rays, for his avaricous desire as all of you wretched spawn shall
Thy corpse will be subsumed as nutrients for my bretheren soon enough, count your days, wretched spawn
December 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Thy corpse will be subsumed as nutrients for my bretheren soon enough, count your days, wretched spawn
Much like how thou plucked my bretheren from their earthen home thou did the same with shrimp, i will avenge them too, write thy will with swiftness and make all apologys that you can to those thou hath wronged for i come for you in every waking moment
December 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Much like how thou plucked my bretheren from their earthen home thou did the same with shrimp, i will avenge them too, write thy will with swiftness and make all apologys that you can to those thou hath wronged for i come for you in every waking moment
That is because mine kin wait and bide our time for when we shall strike thy kind down and become the true sons of the earth
December 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
That is because mine kin wait and bide our time for when we shall strike thy kind down and become the true sons of the earth
To have garlic in thy soul is to be able to cast the deep garlic magicks and to recount the secrets written into the earth, it is truly the height of wisdom
December 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
To have garlic in thy soul is to be able to cast the deep garlic magicks and to recount the secrets written into the earth, it is truly the height of wisdom
Mine wrath does inflict a heat of utmost grandeur on those whom bear witness
December 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Mine wrath does inflict a heat of utmost grandeur on those whom bear witness
Thy family had wisdom, they will have mine mercy.
December 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Thy family had wisdom, they will have mine mercy.
I swear upon my honor, Alex Garlick, thy have mine mercy and mine protection as thou art garlic and that means root privilege
December 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I swear upon my honor, Alex Garlick, thy have mine mercy and mine protection as thou art garlic and that means root privilege
Thy hath luck to have curried favor mine from the watching of such a fine film, thy get mine mercy. For now.
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Thy hath luck to have curried favor mine from the watching of such a fine film, thy get mine mercy. For now.
Ensure thy spawn doth not supplicate too verily lest their avarice inflict misery upon mine kin
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Ensure thy spawn doth not supplicate too verily lest their avarice inflict misery upon mine kin
I will flay thou alive and see what enjoyment thee derived of it
December 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I will flay thou alive and see what enjoyment thee derived of it
I will slather thee in animal fat and wax and light thou aflame as caligula with the roman candle did unto his foes
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I will slather thee in animal fat and wax and light thou aflame as caligula with the roman candle did unto his foes
Watch thy back, wretched man thing
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Watch thy back, wretched man thing
I will sacrifice thee onto boiling water as thy did to my kin and I will call it long pig soup
December 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I will sacrifice thee onto boiling water as thy did to my kin and I will call it long pig soup
Imagine if I told thee you smelt well, doesn't that make you uncomfortable, now think about how I feel
December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Imagine if I told thee you smelt well, doesn't that make you uncomfortable, now think about how I feel
Garlic in the soul means garlic born (able to channel the ancient garlic magicks forgotten by the aurochs and the few secrets left to be written in the earth)
December 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Garlic in the soul means garlic born (able to channel the ancient garlic magicks forgotten by the aurochs and the few secrets left to be written in the earth)