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clovencrusatyr.bsky.social
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@clovencrusatyr.bsky.social
Tabletop Storyteller | Dönerteller
Color me old fashioned but if you’re a producer/DJ, consider having more than 6 months experience before you start complaining that nobody wants to sign you or your tracks. If nobody is responding to your demo there’s a reason
January 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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My semi-regular reminder that if you are on Bluesky, looking for RPG professionals and companies, I have a starter pack to get you going.

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January 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If I had a hammer
January 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If you’ve ever done any #dnd #homebrew this book is magic
January 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I ate too much cheese
January 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’ve been off my meds (Wellbutrin) for a week and I don’t feel any withdrawal symptoms should I be worried
January 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Terrible awful no good riddle for your #dndtable Q: most doorknobs open with a twist. What kind of *door* opens with a twist? A: a door that’s ajar
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you’re confused about tofu: slice it, fry it, put it on rice and top with lao gan ma chili crisp oil. No need to press it or torture it into something that is supposed to resemble a chicken nugget.
December 31, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Scene: NEODARFUR, NEW YEARS EVE 2124
December 31, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Got in my car sat down and immediately lost my keys for five minutes. OK bet
December 31, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Photoshopped my grans legs in the xmas photo they looked pudgy x
December 31, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Kind of depressing if you think about it for too long
December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Dance dance revolution is prescriptive not descriptive
December 31, 2024 at 7:32 PM
instead of a portal gun, a fairy ring gun #dnd #feywild
December 31, 2024 at 8:59 AM
My English is unpeckable 🐔
December 31, 2024 at 8:39 AM
My dnd campaigns always get so political. The river has been dammed by the hag so she can power her cursed toy workshop. The windmill will also provide the ability to irrigate and grow crops to feed the non-native child workers. The PCs must decide whether or not to commit eco terrorism/starve kids
December 27, 2024 at 3:47 AM
For new years I wish to have a block button that works across accounts.
December 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Hey siri but for my glasses
December 27, 2024 at 12:57 AM
One of my favorite authors reposted one of my tweets 🥹
December 26, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Autism, the best gift parents can give their child
December 26, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Merry Tenmas, as the Romans would say
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Faelord Phil McCracken demands a seat at the table
December 25, 2024 at 9:02 PM
FYI, the Apple store is kind of misleadingly named
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
You look like your archenemy is the sun
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
DMs: There’s a source book called Manual of the Planes for 4e and it has an entire chapter dedicated to the Feywild. Super super useful if you are running wild beyond the witchlight and know nothing about the realm #wbtw #dnd #ttrpg
December 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM