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*time. sorry im typing w one hand and eating a cinnamon roll w the other
January 31, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*time. sorry im typing w one hand and eating a cinnamon roll w the other
i have a hard to giving stuff away for free on there bc everyone thinks i should deliver it to them for free too
January 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i have a hard to giving stuff away for free on there bc everyone thinks i should deliver it to them for free too
well no, i dont want to have to be 70
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
well no, i dont want to have to be 70
And not like 1 full cheek either, i mean like the top half
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
And not like 1 full cheek either, i mean like the top half
i think all you ever see, at most, is like 50% of a butt.
January 28, 2026 at 4:52 AM
i think all you ever see, at most, is like 50% of a butt.
It's crazy for like 50 years there's this franchise clearly for the horny man demographic and yet i don't think they ever showed a single boob
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's crazy for like 50 years there's this franchise clearly for the horny man demographic and yet i don't think they ever showed a single boob
It's a stated policy goal, why would he be upset about it
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It's a stated policy goal, why would he be upset about it
I've hated that guy since I was a little kid. There were two guys w funny nicknames on the local rock stations at the time, one representing good (Weasel), and the other representing evil (Greaseman).
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I've hated that guy since I was a little kid. There were two guys w funny nicknames on the local rock stations at the time, one representing good (Weasel), and the other representing evil (Greaseman).
They look so happy!
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
They look so happy!
I don't know if "opted out" or "declined to participate" is the right way of saying it. He's a Russian citizen. It's illegal for him to participate.
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I don't know if "opted out" or "declined to participate" is the right way of saying it. He's a Russian citizen. It's illegal for him to participate.
This additional administrative burden notably only applies to doctors who choose to accept Medicare/Medicaid.
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This additional administrative burden notably only applies to doctors who choose to accept Medicare/Medicaid.
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This additional administrative burden notably only applies to doctors who choose to accept Medicare/Medicaid.
Scanners cannot broadcast, and most police activity is on encrypted channels.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Scanners cannot broadcast, and most police activity is on encrypted channels.
i recognize him
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i recognize him
I will not rest until Weird Al is brought before the Hague.
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I will not rest until Weird Al is brought before the Hague.
I misread this as "This is a war crime called 'parody'"
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I misread this as "This is a war crime called 'parody'"
All the same roles and functions existed before 2003. It was just called the INS. INS was much larger and included a much broader scope of law enforcement powers under one roof.
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
All the same roles and functions existed before 2003. It was just called the INS. INS was much larger and included a much broader scope of law enforcement powers under one roof.
I hope you're posting this to make fun of it
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I hope you're posting this to make fun of it